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You Church People need to chill; your actions will bring more restrictions

Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:16 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:16 pm
Can you Jesus ppl just stop with the goofy stuff?

Thibodaux ain't having it.

Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8425 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:17 pm to
You need Jesus!
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14159 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:17 pm to
This is how you get ants.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:19 pm to
my church is having mass gatherings for prayer....... online.

this is 2020 people, take advantage of the technology
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

my church is having mass gatherings for prayer....... online.


Posted by Unknown_Poster
Member since Jun 2013
5758 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

my church is having mass gatherings for prayer....... online.





Just be sure to put your credit card info in correctly for the tithe
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:41 pm to
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Can you Jesus ppl just stop with the goofy stuff?


Most of us aren’t doing this.

I’m certain there are more spring break people gathering together than Christians gathering together. But “whacky church folk” gets more page clicks.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80267 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:42 pm to
This the perfect time to manufacture some martyrdom. That shite will help the ministers raise money for years after this is done.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58081 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:45 pm to
but they need to go to their mega churches so they can donate to the pastor's much needed G6!!!
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

this is 2020 people, take advantage of the technology
ask your leadership why we are specifically told to assemble? I doubt you are they know why. technology can't replace it.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

I’m certain there are more spring break people gathering together than Christians gathering together. But “whacky church folk” gets more page clicks.


Well sure, Lotto tickets are less of a scam than Jesus.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33968 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:50 pm to
Sky wizard wont save us if they dont then
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58039 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:51 pm to
My parents are from Lafourche parish and are Christians, but their Church isn’t presently gathering and they are staying at home.
It’s wrong to generalize.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113959 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 2:58 pm to
What is Joel Olsteen doing during these times?

I am sure he will publish a new book in the next few weeks in order to recoup any losses he will have because of people quarantining.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:01 pm to
Locking the doors, again.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10418 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

This the perfect time to manufacture some martyrdom.


Yep. Can't do that from your living room, and that's all this is about.

Imagine saying that God is omniscient and omnipotent, but can't participate in your webcast. I'm Christian and this stuff is embarassing to be associated with.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113959 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:03 pm to
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Locking the doors, again.




Yeah, you can bet your sweet arse he would never offer to open his doors in order for his arena to be used as a make shift hospital.. Well, he isn't going to do it out of kindness.. But if he was paid handsomely he would.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15638 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:03 pm to
You don't see Catholics pulling this shite. I'm just saying.

Signed,
An agnostic
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Well sure, Lotto tickets are less of a scam than Jesus.



Not sure what the scam is exactly. The Bible app is free. So is an alter call.

You can see for yourself if you’d like. You can come visit us online this Sunday at 10CST. No charge.
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