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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:20 pm to LSUTigahss
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:20 pm to LSUTigahss
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because she’s 80 and homophobic.
What 80 year old isn't?
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:21 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
What I learned from this thread; Deeprig9's dad speaks the truth
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:24 pm to deeprig9
Did he say "blacks"?
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:30 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
It looks like the women folk have been distracted looking at our pics from Disney last week.
So you are a commie pedo too?
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:39 pm to OweO
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Did he say "blacks"?
"the blacks".
My deceased uncle, my dad's brother, would have used the other word.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:40 pm to deeprig9
Speaker of Uncomfortable Truths.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:49 pm to Havoc
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Speaker of Uncomfortable Truths.
On this subject, my cousin told my wife that her job was about to be replaced by ChatGPT. They both work in the medical industry. He asks her what patient diagnosis gave her the most trouble recently, and to describe how the patient presented. My cousin types it into ChatGPT on his phone, and the diagnosis instantly came up. It was a little chilling.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:49 pm to East Coast Band
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The MIL is driving everyone nuts. Let me preface this by stating she is not a cook. Rarely cooks anything other than whipping up some sandwiches for her and my FIL when they're home. When they're at our house she never lifts a finger in assisting in cooking. OTHER THAN googling every recipe and tidbit tip and ordering us to follow these important instructions she just learned.
That’s fricking nuts. Damn.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:49 pm to pioneerbasketball
I figure mine was worthy of a post
We were all in my wifes car yesterday (her parents, our kids, her and I) after just eating at a restaurant. I feel something hit the car, look in the rearview and see a cadillac has backed into us. The car was had an elderly male driving, with an elderly woman in both passenger seat and rear passenger seat. They look at me as I get out of the vehicle to assess the damage. When I turn and look towards the car, they dart out onto the highway leaving the scene. I proceed to hop into the car and take off behind them, trying to at least get a plate. I was kinda blocked by traffic so I figure there was no way I'd catch up. I guess them being old worked in my favor because I caught up at next red light. Everyone in the car is hysterical like we are in some top speed pursuit doing 40. Wife's dad is looking like he's gonna have a stroke, her step mom is screaming at him to dial 911, and even spells out the number because he's taking so fricking long. They U-turn, I follow. They then U-turn again right by the restaurant and I figure maybe they were going back to the scene. Nah, they dart off again doing all of 40 mph trying to get away. We U-turn yet again and I finally say frick it, I have the plates, I'm not chasing old people around in the middle of Tennessee. Cops came, did a report and I'll let insurance deal with it. Wife was pissed all day, In laws went to bed early, shooken I guess. Kids couldn't give a frick. Fun times
We were all in my wifes car yesterday (her parents, our kids, her and I) after just eating at a restaurant. I feel something hit the car, look in the rearview and see a cadillac has backed into us. The car was had an elderly male driving, with an elderly woman in both passenger seat and rear passenger seat. They look at me as I get out of the vehicle to assess the damage. When I turn and look towards the car, they dart out onto the highway leaving the scene. I proceed to hop into the car and take off behind them, trying to at least get a plate. I was kinda blocked by traffic so I figure there was no way I'd catch up. I guess them being old worked in my favor because I caught up at next red light. Everyone in the car is hysterical like we are in some top speed pursuit doing 40. Wife's dad is looking like he's gonna have a stroke, her step mom is screaming at him to dial 911, and even spells out the number because he's taking so fricking long. They U-turn, I follow. They then U-turn again right by the restaurant and I figure maybe they were going back to the scene. Nah, they dart off again doing all of 40 mph trying to get away. We U-turn yet again and I finally say frick it, I have the plates, I'm not chasing old people around in the middle of Tennessee. Cops came, did a report and I'll let insurance deal with it. Wife was pissed all day, In laws went to bed early, shooken I guess. Kids couldn't give a frick. Fun times
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:53 pm to Konkey Dong
This is why I have a dash cam
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:54 pm to Konkey Dong
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and I'll let insurance deal with it.
lol. Have fun w your rate increase. Is there any damage to even contact insurance?
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:02 pm to athenslife101
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I’ve been kinda constipated the last couple of weeks. I had two plates of food. Now everything is being forced out of me due to internal pressure
You gots Diverticulitis baw!
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:04 pm to FatBoy62
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First Thanksgiving I spent with FIL and his family at wife's Grandparents house. Whole family is pretty crazy except her uncle and wife. We're all sitting in the living room after eating and I was flipping through TV channels looking for a fb game. Uncle comes in and sits in the recliner and grabs another TV remote and starts going through channels. Every time he would stop on a show I would change the channel with my remote (he didn't know I had a second remote). Dude gets pissed and yells for his dad that their TV is screwed up. This went on for a minute and I showed him the second remote. Everyone laughs and he comes and sits by me to start bs'n. I'm like hey man I'm going to the store to grab some beer you want something. Dude hands me a twenty and said get him a case of beer. I get back from the store and uncle is in the driveway. I hand him the beer and he starts pounding them away. At this point my wife is ready to go home so we say our goodbyes and leave. A few days later my wife gets a call from her dad informing her that uncle and his wife are getting divorced. Come to find out he was struggling with alcoholism and after he smoked the beers he lit up a joint. Wife comes out to see what he's up to, only to find him drunk and high. Guess she had told him beforehand one more time and we're through. So I ended up feeling like a pos but nobody knew about his struggles other than her.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:08 pm to HeadSlash
quote:doesnt look furious to me, more quietly satisfied
Anyone else think he looks like he's furious masturbating to internet porn?
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:10 pm to OweO
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What 80 year old isn't?
Mick Jagger.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:10 pm to Salmon
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I love just sitting back and observing.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:18 pm to Kim Jong Ir
This thread never disappoints... an OT masterpiece.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:34 pm to cuyahoga tiger
Dinner with my wife’s family. They are all very reserved and formal which is odd because they are also liberal. Anyway, my six year old is bugging me that she wants to play music in the dining room. I finally say she can start after we say grace. As soon as grace ends she blares Can’t touch this by Hammer and all the kids go bonkers. Wife and family look like I just shite on the turkey. I was laughing my arse off which I was told was not the correct response.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:36 pm to MSTiger33
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Dinner with my wife’s family. They are all very reserved and formal which is odd because they are also liberal. Anyway, my six year old is bugging me that she wants to play music in the dining room. I finally say she can start after we say grace. As soon as grace ends she blares Can’t touch this by Hammer and all the kids go bonkers. Wife and family look like I just shite on the turkey. I was laughing my arse off which I was told was not the correct response.
There's a lot to unpack here.
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:38 pm to Darth_Vader
So you're telling me.
At your thanksgiving
There's aunts that are ancient,
Silver haired weeaboos,
And model obsessed
Aging Sith Lords there too,
There's drug addled lesbos,
And novels erotic,
Showing off big black girlfriends,
That sip on Hypnotiq
There's weird pinko husbands,
Well cucked and nearsighted,
And too many Trees!
Over half of them lighted,
There's Aunts with opinions,
And nary a filter,
There's white widowed wives,
Who oft go off kilter,
There's a soldier well missed,
Good to see him back home,
And Dad hoping he'll throw,
A ring, or a bone,
There's girls watching dogs,
While the football is on,
And the commie's still eating,
The food Til it's gone,
So today, let's give thanks,
For the food on our plate.
And that we didn't lose to.
NEW MEXICO STATE!
At your thanksgiving
There's aunts that are ancient,
Silver haired weeaboos,
And model obsessed
Aging Sith Lords there too,
There's drug addled lesbos,
And novels erotic,
Showing off big black girlfriends,
That sip on Hypnotiq
There's weird pinko husbands,
Well cucked and nearsighted,
And too many Trees!
Over half of them lighted,
There's Aunts with opinions,
And nary a filter,
There's white widowed wives,
Who oft go off kilter,
There's a soldier well missed,
Good to see him back home,
And Dad hoping he'll throw,
A ring, or a bone,
There's girls watching dogs,
While the football is on,
And the commie's still eating,
The food Til it's gone,
So today, let's give thanks,
For the food on our plate.
And that we didn't lose to.
NEW MEXICO STATE!
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