re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

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Maybe that's true

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It is.

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maybe your friends are too nice to say ut

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Almost everyone I hang out with is also a veteran. No. They're not too nice to say something.

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the behaviors I listed

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What makes you think my dogs do any of that?

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A dog doesn't NEED to be at social events.

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I don't care about this, either.

My wife (no pics) has to work 7 days in a row so we did Thanksgiving this past weekend (dinner on Saturday nights) with her mom/dad and my mom. Everyone shows up on Friday and I grill burgers. I had just come off the golf course after 16 beers. My buddy (lives down the road) and his cousin come eat with us. Buddies ole lady (no pics) is at a cheer competition with his kids in BR so he has the house to himself. We are shite housed around 9pm and he suggests we go to his house that is kid and family free. I’m of course immediately available to go (I get to leave the house with my in-laws, mother, wife, and 3 kids) and go cut up for a bit (my mom chewed me out as I drunkenly smiled and walked out the door (she was pissed because I left her there to deal with the in-laws and kids) . My buddies house looked like a 80s frat house about two hours later. People just showing up randomly to drink and eat whatever we could put on his grill. We started a pool tournament and at one point I looked up and it was 2:30 in the morning. Told another neighbor that we needed to head home. I get home without incident. The next day I find out that my buddy stayed up until 6am then headed out around 10am Saturday and kept going. Only thing is, his wife has cameras all over the house (exterior) and knew we turned his house into a frat house the night before. Well his wife came home early (Saturday night) and he got home at 9:30 and proceeded to get boxed upside the head by his wife that night. He ended up sleeping upstairs at my house Sunday and
Monday and refuses to speak to his wife. Can’t wait for tomorrow (thanksgiving) because we all hang out together as a neighborhood after thanksgiving and drink and hang out watching football. Should be good for at least one more arse kicking for my buddy. Stay tuned…….yes we are in Mississippi, transplant from Louisiana.

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DisplacedBuckeye

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I love my dogs but you’re an absolute weirdo if you can’t go anywhere without your dogs. You’ve got some serious mental issues that you need to deal with

Trashiest story yet.

And y’all can frick off with the goddamn dog or no dog argument.

Nobody fricking cares.

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And y’all can frick off with the goddamn dog or no dog argument.

Nobody fricking cares.

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I'll agree w that...I think this horse has been dead for the past 10 minutes...back to trashy Thanksgiving throwdowns!!

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And y’all can frick off with the goddamn dog or no dog argument. Nobody fricking cares.

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Well this just isn’t true.

I will add this. I have a 12 year old lab that has been my buddy forever. I am not anti dog. I will bring him sometimes for football watch parties etc to my friends houses. They all know him and I know they won’t object, but I always ask before bringing him still. I don’t just show up and say I’m here with my dog deal with it or frick you.

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Y'all kinda sound like little bitches. Who give a shite who takes who to the "nicest restaurant in town"? You're a grown arse man. If you want to go to that restaurant, then fricking go. Why do you need your parents to take you there?? Are you poor? Your parents never get to see the son and his wife since they live out of town. They probably see you and your catty wife all the time. Quit keeping score and grow up.

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Y’all certainly are taking this much more seriously than I am. My wife and I were laughing about it. As were my friends and I later this evening.

Lighten up Francis.

when the wife makes you "make a run to the store" 10 minutes away and you take 3 hrs

Why didn’t you tell him no?