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re: Yall think 100 humans can beat 1 silverback gorilla

Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:41 pm to
Posted by Blutarsky
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:41 pm to
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What's the strategy?


Shoot it 100x
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:44 pm to
I wonder if 100 people running and screaming at a gorilla if it stands its ground

I'll hang up and listen
Posted by D_cup
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:47 pm to
A Pyrenees would slap you to death lol
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:48 pm to
are you posting from a rotary phone?
Posted by wickowick
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:50 pm to
Coordinated and willing to sacrifice themselves? Definitely has a puncher's chance.

Left to our own selfish devices?


I mean, set up the parameters. Where is it happening?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:50 pm to
Sonic
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:02 pm to
Yes. Especially if they have clubs, just beat it to death
Posted by Z Cavaricci
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:26 pm to

All fun and games till they start slinging shite GG Allin style.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:29 pm to
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GG Allin
he had issues
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:32 pm to
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he had issues

Bigtime. Went down that rabbit hole couple of months ago watching his old shows on YouTube and that was some wild shite. Phuckallthat.gif
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84621 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:37 pm to
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You don’t really need TD for these questions anymore.


Hush, you. We all know TD is not needed for anything, but we like it.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:38 pm to
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People seriously underestimate humans a lot. I saw street interviews where grown men were saying they couldn’t beat a dog in a fight to the death. I’d get fricked up and probably never be the same but I’d kill a fricking dog lol. I’ve broken up dog fights before and absolutely SENT those frickers. “Oh but what about an angry Pyrenees” Ok dude what about a fricking 225 lb navy seal lol. Yes we’d kill a gorilla. We would beat it to death with sticks and rocks. Someone would gauge its eyes outs. It’d be blind. I mean like 6 primitive dudes used to kill mammoths.


you’re getting downvoted because most people are literally retarded.

1 man in a jungle is prey
1000 men in a jungle is an apex predator the world has never seen
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:38 pm to
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Yall think 100 humans can beat 1 silverback gorilla


100 adult men, or 100 toddlers?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25664 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:39 pm to
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A Pyrenees would slap you to death lol


That’s literally the point I made. What about an average dude vs the most physically adept dog ever bred? Yea no shite.

Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:39 pm to
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Word to the wise: Don't include me in your "Let's kill a sliverback gorilla with our bare hands!" scheme.
Same here. You other guys have fun though. We'll look in on your wives for you.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25664 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:41 pm to
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you’re getting downvoted because most people are literally retarded. 1 man in a jungle is prey 1000 men in a jungle is an apex predator the world has never seen


Thank you lol.

You get it. Way less than 100 humans have literally beaten gorillas before. 1000s of years ago. It’s not hypothetical. They’ve done it
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1757 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:41 pm to
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I’ve broken up dog fights before and absolutely SENT those frickers.

“Oh but what about an angry Pyrenees”

Ok dude what about a fricking 225 lb navy seal lol.


Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:43 pm to
dudes built like an organic pear
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84621 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:43 pm to
That’s definitely the average OTer. The same type who complain that hot women are too skinny and need to eat cheeseburgers.
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