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re: Yall think 100 humans can beat 1 silverback gorilla

Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:43 pm to
Posted by Hester Carries
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:43 pm to
Nope. That guy is far more capable than me mass wise probably. Proves my point.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:44 pm to
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Way less than 100 humans have literally beaten gorillas before. 1000s of years ago. It’s not hypothetical. They’ve done it


But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed. No spears or even sticks.
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:44 pm to
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dudes built like an organic pear


Non-gmo
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:45 pm to
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But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed. No spears or even sticks.


Why? Lol. Does the gorilla have to swim? Humans can’t use their brains. Gotta act like a gorilla. Ok man
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:47 pm to
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But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed.


Why does the gorilla get arms? Seems unfair
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:08 am to
why are we cutting a gorilla's arms off
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:16 am to
Well ancient civilizations used to capture lions and other wild animals.

So yes
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:16 am to
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why are we cutting a gorilla's arms off


You right. It’s time for an armistice
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 2:09 am to
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But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed. No spears or even sticks.


Why? Lol.

Bc the hypothetical makes no sense if the humans are armed
100 men with weapons can kill any land animal that’s ever existed, everyone knows this
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 7:41 am to
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Bc the hypothetical makes no sense if the humans are armed 100 men with weapons can kill any land animal that’s ever existed, everyone knows this


What other people unique skills are we not allowed to use?

Can we communicate to each other? Can we wear clothes or do we have to be naked cause the animals is? What about armor of some kind then?
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 7:49 am to
How can 100 people without weapons attack a gorilla at the same time?

Not possible. My money is on the ape
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 7:57 am to
Would watch.
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 8:38 am to
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Simulating a scenario where 100 humans fight a single silverback gorilla bare-handed is highly speculative, as such an event is unlikely and unethical in reality.


Easy on the qualifiers grok just get to the fight.
Posted by Crappieman
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:05 am to
Gorilla on gorilla violence is frightening.
Posted by Dadren
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:08 am to
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- **Intelligence and Coordination**: Humans can strategize, communicate, and adapt.

Well here’s where we’d go wrong.

100 dudes who put themselves in a situation where they’d have to fight a gorilla to the death with no weapons likely lack these capabilities.
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 9:09 am
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:08 am to
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What's the strategy?


Shoot the gorilla
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:08 am to
STOP these stupid fricking childish fight fantasy threads

Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:16 am to
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Can 100 silverback gorillas beat me at chess?
If the moves are entered via a keyboard,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

they got a good chance,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

You’re the Ray Alborn of chess
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:30 am to
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What other people unique skills are we not allowed to use? Can we communicate to each other? Can we wear clothes or do we have to be naked cause the animals is? What about armor of some kind then?

The OP didn’t say, and in these types of questions is usually meant that the humans are fighting bare handed
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25664 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:33 pm to
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The OP didn’t say, and in these types of questions is usually meant that the humans are fighting bare handed


And naked I guess. According to your logic
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