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re: Yall think 100 humans can beat 1 silverback gorilla
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:43 pm to FutureMikeVIII
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:43 pm to FutureMikeVIII
Nope. That guy is far more capable than me mass wise probably. Proves my point.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:44 pm to Hester Carries
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Way less than 100 humans have literally beaten gorillas before. 1000s of years ago. It’s not hypothetical. They’ve done it
But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed. No spears or even sticks.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:44 pm to OWLFAN86
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dudes built like an organic pear
Non-gmo
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:45 pm to biglego
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But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed. No spears or even sticks.
Why? Lol. Does the gorilla have to swim? Humans can’t use their brains. Gotta act like a gorilla. Ok man
Posted on 4/26/25 at 11:47 pm to biglego
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But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed.
Why does the gorilla get arms? Seems unfair
Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:08 am to FutureMikeVIII
why are we cutting a gorilla's arms off
Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:16 am to Chastains
Well ancient civilizations used to capture lions and other wild animals.
So yes
So yes
Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:16 am to OWLFAN86
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why are we cutting a gorilla's arms off
You right. It’s time for an armistice
Posted on 4/27/25 at 2:09 am to Hester Carries
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But the hypothetical implies the humans are unarmed. No spears or even sticks.
Why? Lol.
Bc the hypothetical makes no sense if the humans are armed
100 men with weapons can kill any land animal that’s ever existed, everyone knows this
Posted on 4/27/25 at 7:41 am to biglego
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Bc the hypothetical makes no sense if the humans are armed 100 men with weapons can kill any land animal that’s ever existed, everyone knows this
What other people unique skills are we not allowed to use?
Can we communicate to each other? Can we wear clothes or do we have to be naked cause the animals is? What about armor of some kind then?
Posted on 4/27/25 at 7:49 am to Chastains
How can 100 people without weapons attack a gorilla at the same time?
Not possible. My money is on the ape
Not possible. My money is on the ape
Posted on 4/27/25 at 8:38 am to olemc999
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Simulating a scenario where 100 humans fight a single silverback gorilla bare-handed is highly speculative, as such an event is unlikely and unethical in reality.
Easy on the qualifiers grok just get to the fight.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:05 am to Chastains
Gorilla on gorilla violence is frightening.
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:08 am to olemc999
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- **Intelligence and Coordination**: Humans can strategize, communicate, and adapt.
Well here’s where we’d go wrong.
100 dudes who put themselves in a situation where they’d have to fight a gorilla to the death with no weapons likely lack these capabilities.
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 9:09 am
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:08 am to Chastains
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What's the strategy?
Shoot the gorilla
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:08 am to Chastains
STOP these stupid fricking childish fight fantasy threads

Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:16 am to OWLFAN86
quote:If the moves are entered via a keyboard,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Can 100 silverback gorillas beat me at chess?
they got a good chance,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You’re the Ray Alborn of chess
Posted on 4/27/25 at 9:30 am to Hester Carries
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What other people unique skills are we not allowed to use? Can we communicate to each other? Can we wear clothes or do we have to be naked cause the animals is? What about armor of some kind then?
The OP didn’t say, and in these types of questions is usually meant that the humans are fighting bare handed
Posted on 4/27/25 at 12:33 pm to biglego
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The OP didn’t say, and in these types of questions is usually meant that the humans are fighting bare handed
And naked I guess. According to your logic
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