re: WWTOTD - Woman pooped herself on her date’s floor – he thought it was mud. It gets worse

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Shitted? If you're going to make up shite at least get the past tense correct.

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She sharted bro

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I actually had this happen to me many years ago. My date at the time had a bit too much red wine. We fell asleep in my bed and later in the night I feel wetness. I thought she had peed but then the smell came! Yikes!!! It was bad bc she could not stop either. I had to get her into the shower just to keep her from crapping all over my room

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Ever heard the Ed Sheeran song “shape of you.”?

Well years back my buddy had this floozy from Boston who he saw off and on and one night they must have done a little back door action and left a present in his bed.

So we see her out one night across the bar and that song comes on, and when it comes to the “last night you were in my room” part , we both look at each other and simultaneously say “now my bedsheets smell like poo.”


We died laughing.

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so this humilating thing happened to her and her immediate reaction is to tell the world about it...how much fricking attention does she need????

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Of course, it's getting harder and harder to get said attention these days.

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Dude ain't kickin a piece of poo thinking it's mud. Fresh shite stinks to high hell too.

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No shite, it sure does

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Folks on the internet desperate for attention. Pretty routine stuff in 2021.

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Many other ways to seek attention than talking about shitting yourself. Maybe you are right but it's dumb if she did.

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Why would anyone want to tell that story?

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Attention but not sure that this is the right story for that. Although, she got some from it.

humiliated by simps that think this stuff is real, and click for more

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humiliated by simps that think this stuff is real, and click for more

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Is that what you are doing these days? Clicking for more?

12 years ago me an a chick were eating Mexican and I was nervous because she was out of my league so I drank too many mojitos so I ate a bunch of chips and queso….like a lot. That’s when I found out that I’m slightly lactose intolerant because I started sweating on the way back to her place, then I proceeded to shite more than I have in my entire life at one time, and soak all my clothes in sweat. I came out of the bathroom white as a sheet and in my underwear apologizing profusely. She showed me where the towels were for a shower and called a doctor friend of her family to be sure I didn’t need medical attention. Then she went to wal mart and bought me some Gatorade, shorts underwear and a tshirt while I passed out in her bed.

We celebrated 10 years of marriage this year, and our two kids are in gifted programs at their school.

It worked out ok I guess.