WWTOTD - Woman pooped herself on her date’s floor – he thought it was mud. It gets worse

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A woman revealed that she pooed on her date’s floor by accident and he kicked it out of the way, thinking it was mud — but it got so much worse.

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She explained: “On Friday, I threw up four times. I was super sick. Didn’t feel good. And this guy kept asking me to come over and I was like: ‘No, I don’t really feel good.’ He was like: ‘No, come over, I’ll make you soup.’

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After eating the soup her date made for her, Ken said, her stomach felt weak. “I’m like squatting on his floor, I’m over a bucket, and I fart.

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“So I’m like: ‘Oh my God I nearly just s— myself, I’m going to go to the bathroom.’ And I come back, and he kicks something on the floor thinking it’s mud. That’s what he said. It wasn’t mud. I straight up s—-ed on his floor.”

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She explained: “He cleaned it up, like a true gentleman, and I was mortified but I was like, you know what, this is crazy, I have no words.”

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Unfortunately, the story doesn’t end there.

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The next day, Ken said, she woke up feeling great, but things were about to take a turn for the worse when she and her date were play-fighting. She said: “I’m sitting on his bed, we’re laughing, horsing around before I leave, and he hits me.

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“I kind of tooted when he hit me. And I would love to tell you that this was just a little innocent toot.

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“I full blown s— myself. And when I say s— myself, I mean all through my pajamas, all down my leg, all over this man’s bed, on his wall.

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Ken said the embarrassing experience hasn’t ruined her relationship with her date and he even called her to tell her not to stress out about any of it.

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