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WWIII: Pick your Allies

Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:28 pm
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:28 pm
Rules:

We'll pretend nuclear weapons will be used in a VERY limited capacity.

You get to pick three countries as allies.

Disregard any current relationship. School yard rules, you pick em and they play on your team. The goal is to WIN.

My line up:

Russia.
China.
Australia.
Posted by IS_IT_GAMEDAY
Member since Aug 2018
1933 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:31 pm to
Let's not pretend like nukes aren't the ultimate game changer. Dumb thread is dumb
Posted by bott18240
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
638 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:31 pm to
US
Japan
Germany

Location location location. And they had a ton of crazy assholes who fought to the death. Well not the US that is.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12458 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:31 pm to
China, India, Switzerland

China and India for the numbers. And Switzerland for the women when I win.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42724 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:31 pm to
Why did you put Australia in there?

I think I would choose China, Russia, and India. The Americans, Russians, and Chinese do the brunt of the fighting initially and may be enough to win the war outright but all three pull out all the stops and start training the Indians.

We would have a numerically superior advantage over everyone. This alliance alone provides me essentially ownership of the entire Asian continent, the best military in Europe, and control of the air and sea, and lots of Middle East connections.
Posted by swift
Member since Jul 2019
632 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:32 pm to
Columbia
Venezuela
Samoa
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
I pick
North Korea - we can win the war for them and they’ll love us for ever plus they’ll be rich. Many casting couch opportunities for their women in Asian Porn!

Australia - Emus

African Continent - Diamonds
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40991 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

the best military in Europe


That would be the US.

The bodies approach could work though.
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 10:36 pm
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5167 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:35 pm to
Uruguay because it seems like a decent place to live after the major powers destroy themselves.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12542 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:39 pm to
Well, I assume we will be against

Russia
China
Iran/North Korea



I'd pick to side with

Germany
Japan
United kingdom

I'd nuke china once and Russia twice. frick North Korea I'll steal that buffer state with infantry.

I'd surround them and suffocate them. After victory I'd reform that side of the world.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:39 pm to
Russia
India
Iran

I’m guessing we are including the US as us?

This is based solely on being able to control and move them like chess pieces of course.

If we are going on autonomy, i’d Take

Russia,
Uncucked Germany
Poland

Spread from there. All martial people’s
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 10:43 pm
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:39 pm to
Could really use a Home Game of this. Need some time off work to Sniper and launch mortars from my house. Plus, we could take the opportunity to purge society a bit.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19451 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:40 pm to
Nukes ain’t happening. I’ll take India, Saudi, and Aussies.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

Why did you put Australia in there? 




1. Australians are crazy.
2. Island filled with the most venomous shite on the planet.





Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
9243 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:42 pm to
You want China on our side in any WW3 scenario. They are the only country on the face of the earth with even a snake eyes chance of beating us.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

I’m guessing we are including the US as us?


Yes.
Posted by swift
Member since Jul 2019
632 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:42 pm to
Some spiders and jellyfish ain’t gonna do shite.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:44 pm to
there's a video of a dude PUNCHING a kangaroo.

even the marsupials are certified nuts.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

You want China on our side in any WW3 scenario. They are the only country on the face of the earth with even a snake eyes chance of beating us.


China has manpower and an ocean between us and them.

But they are a collective society. Strike hard, fast and brutal enough at the head of the beast and they will be cowed.
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