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Cajun367
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WWIII: Pick your Allies
Rules:

We'll pretend nuclear weapons will be used in a VERY limited capacity.

You get to pick three countries as allies.

Disregard any current relationship. School yard rules, you pick em and they play on your team. The goal is to WIN.

My line up:

Russia.
China.
Australia.


IS_IT_GAMEDAY
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Let's not pretend like nukes aren't the ultimate game changer. Dumb thread is dumb


bott18240
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
US
Japan
Germany

Location location location. And they had a ton of crazy a-holes who fought to the death. Well not the US that is.


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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
China, India, Switzerland

China and India for the numbers. And Switzerland for the women when I win.


Oilfieldbiology
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Why did you put Australia in there?

I think I would choose China, Russia, and India. The Americans, Russians, and Chinese do the brunt of the fighting initially and may be enough to win the war outright but all three pull out all the stops and start training the Indians.

We would have a numerically superior advantage over everyone. This alliance alone provides me essentially ownership of the entire Asian continent, the best military in Europe, and control of the air and sea, and lots of Middle East connections.


swift
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Columbia
Venezuela
Samoa


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tketaco
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
I pick
North Korea - we can win the war for them and they’ll love us for ever plus they’ll be rich. Many casting couch opportunities for their women in Asian Porn!

Australia - Emus

African Continent - Diamonds


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Teddy Ruxpin
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
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the best military in Europe


That would be the US.

The bodies approach could work though.
This post was edited on 8/13 at 10:36 pm


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Huey Lewis
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Uruguay because it seems like a decent place to live after the major powers destroy themselves.


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NewIberiaHaircut
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Well, I assume we will be against

Russia
China
Iran/North Korea



I'd pick to side with

Germany
Japan
United kingdom

I'd nuke china once and Russia twice. frick North Korea I'll steal that buffer state with infantry.

I'd surround them and suffocate them. After victory I'd reform that side of the world.


fr33manator
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Russia
India
Iran

I’m guessing we are including the US as us?

This is based solely on being able to control and move them like chess pieces of course.

If we are going on autonomy, i’d Take

Russia,
Uncucked Germany
Poland

Spread from there. All martial people’s
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tketaco
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Could really use a Home Game of this. Need some time off work to Sniper and launch mortars from my house. Plus, we could take the opportunity to purge society a bit.


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jcaz
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Nukes ain’t happening. I’ll take India, Saudi, and Aussies.


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Cajun367
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
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Why did you put Australia in there? 




1. Australians are crazy.
2. Island filled with the most venomous shite on the planet.







funnystuff
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
You want China on our side in any WW3 scenario. They are the only country on the face of the earth with even a snake eyes chance of beating us.


Cajun367
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
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I’m guessing we are including the US as us?


Yes.


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swift
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
Some spiders and jellyfish ain’t gonna do shite.


Cajun367
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
there's a video of a dude PUNCHING a kangaroo.

even the marsupials are certified nuts.


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fr33manator
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re: WWIII: Pick your Allies
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You want China on our side in any WW3 scenario. They are the only country on the face of the earth with even a snake eyes chance of beating us.


China has manpower and an ocean between us and them.

But they are a collective society. Strike hard, fast and brutal enough at the head of the beast and they will be cowed.


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