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re: Write A Haiku About The Coronavirus

Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:02 pm to
I have the virus
I don't want to die like this
Reading a Chris thread
Posted by Cajunese
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
6975 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:23 pm to
Instead of just rice
Chinese feast chopsticks with bats
The whole world shuts down
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35147 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:23 pm to
No no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52682 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

I am not good at it
are you good at anything?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

are you good at anything?


Going down on your mom.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52682 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

Going down on your mom.
I have two dads
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10502 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:00 pm to
China fukkee up

Xi lie to the whole wide world.

Horee shite Batman

Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:05 pm to
China is a-hole
I will not ever retire
Life is a real bitch
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9585 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:11 pm to
I stand with Hong Kong
China loves them some bat poo
Which brought China flu
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14263 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:11 pm to
Toilet paper gone
Half of workforce sitting at home
This blows nuts
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 9:14 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:14 pm to
Between pandemic
Or OweO's shitty threads
Cough in my face, please
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:19 pm to
TigerstuckinMS Gets it.
Would be funny
Coronavirus
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50257 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:22 pm to
Isolate, inoculate, lest we immolate
automobile, damn, where is my lovely automobile?
breathe deep, hold for ten
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

TigerstuckinMS Gets it.
Would be funny
Coronavirus

Oweo too dumb
To count to five then seven
then to five again
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:30 pm to
I am a fan of the 3,3,1 Haiku
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3946 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:37 pm to
Fluid filled my lungs
401K is no more
Grant me sweet release
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13331 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:37 pm to
Everyone is scared
TP is in high demand
I have been witch hunt
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:42 pm to
CHING CHONG SOMETHING WRONG
MY LUNGS ARE HURTING SO LONG
SO SAD ALL ALONE
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:45 pm to
JESUS COME QUICKLY.
THE VIRUS CAME TO GET ME.
CHINESE ARE TO BLAME.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 9:47 pm to
COLD AND IN THE BED
CORONA IS IN MY HEAD
MY LIFE IS NOW DEAD
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