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Write A Haiku About The Coronavirus

Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:39 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:39 am
I am not good at it so I am leaving it up to those who have their creative juices flowing this morning. Give us something funny.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26546 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:40 am to
I have a fever
Cough cough cough
Cough cough cough cough cough
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:41 am to
Ask your "friends".

They have one guaranteed.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9839 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:42 am to
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
Member since May 2010
4705 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:43 am to
You came from China
Because some a-hole ate a bat
You killed people and fricked up the world’s economy
So frick you
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40258 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:44 am to
No toilet paper
My arse can’t be wiped right now
Guess I’ll shower now
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4469 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to
Need beer and ammo
The kids are driving me nuts
Keep calm, carry on
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6359 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to
Chinaman ate bat.
Didn't wash hands after that.
Quarantine. get fat.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:52 am
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8159 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to
Lungs almost full up
Goodbye to wife and children
Wish Chris stop posting
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:46 am to
Do you need ammo to shoot the kids?
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4469 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:48 am to
quote:

Do you need ammo to shoot the kids?


Ask silly question
Receive a silly reply
Well Sir, why not both?
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:49 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58899 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:49 am to
I know OweO
Also known as Chris the douche
Hope he rolls away
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:49 am to
I got one. Not that great.

They ate a bat.
Now you are on your back.
Got fever.
Coronavirus
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:50 am to
quote:

I know OweO
Also known as Chris the douche
Hope he rolls away



Has nothing to do with coronavirus dumbass.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58899 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:51 am to
You can’t constrain art, Chris.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:52 am to
Yeah well I sort of admitted that in the OP..
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9505 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:52 am to
I thought that you were ghey enough to do it well
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29496 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:53 am to
Haikus are the worst poem formats out there
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:54 am to
You thought I was gay enough?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58899 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Haikus are the worst poem formats out there


Negative.
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