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re: Would you rather......for $100,000
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:32 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:32 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:
I will continue doing all of that before I would do Honey boo boo or Bruce Jenner
You don't have to "do" Bruce Jenner. And you earn that money on top of your salary.
And its tax free I assume.
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Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:33 pm to TheCaterpillar
This is a new take on the old "WWYR":
Would you rather frick a goat and no one ever find out
-OR-
not frick a goat but have the entire world think you did?
Would you rather frick a goat and no one ever find out
-OR-
not frick a goat but have the entire world think you did?
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:33 pm to burdman
quote:
Whichever one doesn't involve me fricking
If I don't have to have sexual relations with either, I could care less which I have to do...
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:34 pm to trom83
For $100k? I'd turn down the opportunity, but if I had to pick i'd go Jenner.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:35 pm to trom83
I would definitely hang out with Bruce Jenner once a week for 100k. No brainer.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:38 pm to trom83
quote:
You have to bang Honey Boo Boo's mom 5 nights a week
I would do her ONCE for $100,000. If that's not enough then you can keep the money.......
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:39 pm to trom83
I bet honey boo boos mom could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:39 pm to trom83
Can I do both? Is that an option?
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:40 pm to Phil A Sheo
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I bet honey boo boos mom could suck the chrome off a bumper.
And sniff the vapor out of glue
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
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You don't have to "do" Bruce Jenner. And you earn that money on top of your salary.
And its tax free I assume.
I wish I could say $100k tax free wouldn't make me but, having a "relationship" with a freak like Bruce Jenner would almost certainly compromise the quality pussy you would slay. Hoes will think of you as their gay friend. It ain't worth it and 100K ain't the type of money that can change your image.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:44 pm to trom83
Wait, I'd get $100k for taking out Jenner on 52 "dates" where I don't have hold hands, kiss, or do anything else that is considered intimate?
So basically I'd just have to hang out with ole Catie?
So basically I'd just have to hang out with ole Catie?
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:46 pm to bigberg2000
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am pretty sure someone posted this exact thing a few months ago.
And your choice was to bang Bruce Jenner.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:50 pm to trom83
This is the most oddly specific Germans thread I've ever seen.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:55 pm to GRTiger
If you are just hanging out with Jenner, definitely the way to go. Access to all kinds of celebs and probably get to go to some kick arse places. Lotso f cash coming through there beyond the 100k you get. You probably could meet some hot chick that would want to bang you because you are so "understanding." All the celebs sleep around, so there's that too. Who cares what's in the paper.
In no way would Boo Boo mom would be pleasant for that kind of money.
In no way would Boo Boo mom would be pleasant for that kind of money.
This post was edited on 12/21/15 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:57 pm to trom83
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After one year, you get $100,000.
LOL.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 1:57 pm to Dam Guide
Would you date Bruce Jenner for a year, or let your kid have an elf on the shelf?
Posted on 12/21/15 at 2:01 pm to Oates Mustache
So basically you get paid $2k per date you have with Bruce Jenner on which you never have to touch him in any way.
Why are people too insecure to do that? That is free money plus you'd be a hero in California and you could parlay that into tons of money and free cool shite.
And if you think that would stop you from getting pussy later on, you're way wrong. Those Cali sluts would think you're some kind of superstar.
Why are people too insecure to do that? That is free money plus you'd be a hero in California and you could parlay that into tons of money and free cool shite.
And if you think that would stop you from getting pussy later on, you're way wrong. Those Cali sluts would think you're some kind of superstar.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 2:01 pm to trom83
Not enough zeros on that number for either of those.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 2:07 pm to trom83
what about both and get 200,000?
Posted on 12/21/15 at 2:20 pm to ksayetiger
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since holding hands is considered intimate, I'll be intimate with booboos mom
Bring extra wet wipes to clean the gravy off of your hands afterwards.
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