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Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:13 am
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:13 am
I was at a party this past weekend and we were drinking and trying to come up with the “hardest would you rather ____ or ____?”

It wasn’t me who came up with it, but it was maybe the hardest “reasonable” WYR.

Would you rather give up masturbation or cheese in all forms?

I chose masturbation because women are a solid alternative, no good alternatives to cheese.

Go.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:15 am to
If you have a woman you can still eat cheese
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:15 am to
It's only 10am but I suspect this is the dumbest shite I'll read all day. Any person with a brain would give up cheese. You know half the posters on the OT haven't had sex in years.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:16 am to
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:16 am to
Cheese easily. Why is this even a debate?
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23099 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:17 am to
would you rather eat a cake and sit on a dick... or eat a dick and sit on a cake?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12644 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:17 am to
I’d give up cheese. Depending on a woman every time you need to nut would cause an even greater shift in the imbalance of power they hold when it comes to sex.

ETA - The sex robot industry would explode tho.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 10:22 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71199 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:18 am to
Cheese in all forms. I’m lactose intolerant, so I can barely eat cheese as is
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Depending on a woman every time you need to nut would cause an even greater shift in the imbalance of power they hold when it comes to sex.
There’s a lot of personal and political motivations behind this choice. Which is why I found it was very entertaining... some people don’t even like cheese/intolerant... making their decision easier. Conversely, there’s people who can’t live without it... making their decision a lot harder.

In the 6 replies so far, it seems like it’s a split bag... and yet the choices made “seem so obvious” to the poster..
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:22 am to
Then you can feel free to fap on, my good man
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11345 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:22 am to
This was part of a card game.

Except it was cheese in all forms vs Oral Sex
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80830 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:24 am to
quote:

If you have a woman you can still eat cheese
Are you married? I am, and I'd give up cheese.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:24 am to
quote:

I was at a party


Damn, weren't there any women at this party?

All you had to do is sit around talking about cheese and jacking off?

I am dissapoint.

Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:27 am to
quote:

jacking off
Please come in and have a seat... You realize that women “masturbate” too... right?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94699 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:28 am to
quote:

I chose masturbation because women are a solid alternative


subtle i had sex one time brag
Posted by bayoubengals01
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2014
262 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:28 am to
WYR your nipples be the size of your penis or your penis be the size of your nipples?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12644 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:31 am to
If you don’t give up cheese then you’re pretty much advocating for more rape and sexual assault. Lord knows we don’t need more incels out there in the world, and without masturbation we could see things escalate dramatically in terms of sexual violence.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:40 am to
Wow. I'm even more dissapoint.

I guess parties are different now than back in my day.

Yeah, I'm a proud boomer.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39239 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:41 am to
It’s gonna be hard to give up goldfish... oh well. Palmala handerson is more important than cheese.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8851 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:46 am to
quote:


I was at a party this past weekend and we were drinking and trying to come up with the “hardest would you rather ____ or ____?”


Must have been one hell of a rager! You guys sound like a lot of fun!
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