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re: Would you rather go 1 V 1 against a Grizzly Bear or T-Rex
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:34 pm to Palmetto98
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:34 pm to Palmetto98
This question is up there with "would you rather have sex with a 400 pound BBW or a skinny zit faced meth head?"
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:36 pm to Palmetto98
I would first set up my camp and start a roux
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:37 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Bear. I can climb a tree , it can't.
Well someone knows jack shite about bears.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:37 pm to Palmetto98
T-Rex considering they’ve never killed a man before. I’ve seen grizzlies kill a man.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:47 pm to Palmetto98
Would a T. Rex even care about me? I've been around alligators that didn't really care that I was there.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:49 pm to misterbronson
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"would you rather have sex with a 400 pound BBW or a skinny zit faced meth head?"
The BBW will just steal your leftovers, not your wallet.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:50 pm to PillPusher
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T-Rex considering they’ve never killed a man before
I mean, I know lawyers get a bad rap, but they are still people.

Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:13 pm to memphis tiger
Grizzlies are not climbers.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:19 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Grizzlies are not climbers
They may not be regular climbers but they certainly CAN climb.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:09 pm to Palmetto98
I've seen a stuffed Grizzly bear at Cabela's.....
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:12 pm to Palmetto98
Every single fricking T Rex is dead, so I choose that one.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:21 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Grizzlies are not climbers.
You should search "Grizzly bear climbing trees" before you settle on that plan
Posted on 3/17/22 at 2:31 pm to jchamil
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Yea, they CAN climb. They are not going to rocket up one like a cat squirrel. And you're better off fighting a grizzly from up in a tree than on the ground. Shoot the thing in the face when it starts trying to come up the tree.
T-rex eats you like an aspirin no matter where you go unless you find a pillbox to get in or something.
Yea, they CAN climb. They are not going to rocket up one like a cat squirrel. And you're better off fighting a grizzly from up in a tree than on the ground. Shoot the thing in the face when it starts trying to come up the tree.
T-rex eats you like an aspirin no matter where you go unless you find a pillbox to get in or something.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:02 pm to Palmetto98
Both. The T-Rex would kill the bear, but then be tired and I could remain perfectly still and he/she/they wouldn't see me and would wander off.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 3:04 pm to chryso
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I want to see you use the machete against a T-Rex.
sneak up from behind and whack his Achilles. works in movies.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 7:59 pm to Palmetto98
Screw the bear. He’s gonna rip out your guts and enjoy it while you are alive. Atleast with T-Rex it’s just one large bite
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:09 pm to Palmetto98
Trex, I prefer a challenge
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:11 pm to Palmetto98
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Standard hunting rifle
Whats standard? You mean a bolt action? Ill take a .338 Ultra Mag and bust that Trex's arse
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:46 pm to Deactived
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T-rex easy. Just don't move. His vision is based on movement. Dr Alan Grant said so
Somebody has been watching too much Jurassic park.
There is zero scientific evidence to support your claim.
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