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Would you rather: European Hornet edition

Posted on 6/22/19 at 1:29 am
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 1:29 am
Would you rather be stung on the dick by a European Hornet:


Or spend 3 weeks in a state prison?
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 6/22/19 at 1:31 am to
I’m married so probably being stung in the dick.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 1:40 am to
3 weeks, easily.

I had European Hornets two summers in a row. The first summer I was scared shitless of them and didnt know where the nest was until it finally fell out of a hollowed out cedar. The next summer they moved to the bottom of a walnut tree. I sprayed 3 cans of hornet spray on them and they just laughed.

I mowed all around that tree all summer and they'd crawl out watch me but that was it. Not agrrssive at all. I still wouldn't want to be stung by one.

This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 1:45 am
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:12 am to
The creepy bastards can fly at night, too.

I once knew a guy who quit his job with a timber company because he was stung by one.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14456 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:27 am to
So who will be the first dumbass to have this in his pet collection and release it in his backyard when he no longer has the time to care for it. Figure 10 year window they will be in the U.S.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59500 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:30 am to
how much swelling after the sting?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:45 am to
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4424 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:48 am to
Yeah, I hear it’s like being stabbed with a rusty shank and then injected with lava...
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19515 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Figure 10 year window they will be in the U.S.


They’ve been here since the 1800s.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:51 am to


quote:

Eli Goldfinger


You’ve got some soft arse hands.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15319 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:12 am to
Have you ever been locked up?

I’ll take the hornet. It might be painful, but at least I will be free to get shitfaced after.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:16 am to
I'm married, so probably 3 weeks in prison.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17162 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:24 am to
quote:

I'm married, so probably 3 weeks in prison.
You married guys and prison...is the sex really worth the loss of freedom?

Talking about prison not the marrying part, just so we're clear.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:26 am to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:28 am to
Why the European hornet?

Try getting stung by the Asian one.

Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:54 am to
I hope to never see an Asian Hornet.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64206 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:58 am to


I don’t mean for this to sound racist. But if ever there was a badass insect from Japan I’d expect it to look EXACTLY like that. Feel like it’s straight out of a Godzilla movie.
This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 9:59 am
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5515 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:08 am to
I got homies in state pen. So it would be like one big family reunion
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:18 am to
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12096 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:43 pm to
30 Hornets kill 30,000 bees (YouTube). It’s like bringing a modern tank to an Ancient Greek battle.
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