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re: Would you let your wife/gf go to a "sip and paint"?

Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:40 am to
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:40 am to
That's my side hustle.
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4985 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:50 am to
quote:

If you don't know then look it up, basically women sipping wine and painting a fully naked dude and then it just turns into a strip club Your woman says she's planning to go, what's your reaction?


Tell me you believe everything in the Baptist Sunday school email chain without telling me.

Or did you get this one from your Facebook feed?

Either way your gullibility is fricking hilarious.
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:50 am to
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The main trick to avoid this is to not marry a drunk whore
subtle brag that you married a virgin
Posted by Nayab
Brandon's shithole
Member since Feb 2024
165 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:51 am to
Go on the internet and search sip and paint (models) and you'll see that I'm not lying
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53558 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:53 am to
Next llotot get-together?
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
2606 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:54 am to
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Absolutely not.

The main trick to avoid this is to not marry a drunk whore.


Poor guy, sorry you were cheated on.

A woman goes have wine and does painting with women. And that makes her a drunk whore?

You're insecure
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11483 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:54 am to
Sounds like someone's wife has found a different sort of sip'n'paint...or maybe she is just going to a strip club and is pretending its a sip'n'paint.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38754 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:54 am to
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Next llotot get-together?



I'd love to get my hands on a huge gourd to paint


Glass, you free?
Posted by Nayab
Brandon's shithole
Member since Feb 2024
165 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:57 am to
Ever been to a male stripper show?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19534 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:57 am to
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with a schlong the size of a fire house?


How can you nail the spelling of SCHLONG and then miss so bad at the end?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:00 am to
I’ll bring the wine
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38754 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:01 am to
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Ever been to a male stripper show?


have you? they're the least accurate way to turn most straight women on... doing aerobics and gymnastics in a banana hammock isn't really that sexy.

but I have been known to enjoy a female striptease artiste when the mood strikes. got any more brain busters?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:02 am to
It’s definitely not

And most are very obviously not into women
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13057 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:03 am to
quote:


If you don't know then look it up, basically women sipping wine and painting a fully naked dude and then it just turns into a strip club

Your woman says she's planning to go, what's your reaction?


I'm pretty fit. How do I get one of these jobs?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114245 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:04 am to
Send your headshots and resume to slag
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38754 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:04 am to
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And most are very obviously not into women


IKR?! most women are going to want the name of the male stripper's brow gel, not their strangely padded package
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13057 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:05 am to
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Send your headshots and resume to slag


Thanks. I will do it for free.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117318 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Glass, you free?


Date? I can check the calender.
Posted by Nayab
Brandon's shithole
Member since Feb 2024
165 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:14 am to
I mean those guys get blown and jerked off a ton for something so unsexy
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20148 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:15 am to
that's called a suck and paint
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