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re: Would you let a MLB player swing a bat into your shins for $200k?
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:31 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:31 pm to TheCaterpillar
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You're going to be fine. You won't run marathons, but you'll walk just fine after surgery and rehab.
You can't guarantee that, and $200k ain't enough to risk it. No thank you.
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Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:32 pm to Tiger Ryno
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You don't understand the force that Stanton would be applying to your shins. Death is not out of the questions frim hemmoraging or heart attack.
You don't understand the human body or medical science
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:32 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Also, bonus, you'd be passed out after the first shin so you wouldn't have to feel the second one
First of all, this would be one swing hitting both shins right?
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:32 pm to TheCaterpillar
would you let me take a swing for 2k?
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:33 pm to lsu13lsu
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First of all, this would be one swing hitting both shins right?
One swing on each.
Wooden bat.
If bat breaks on first one, he gets new bat.
But don't worry, we'll make sure the pine tar is at legal levels.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:33 pm to TheCaterpillar
Hell no
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:34 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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would you let me take a swing for 2k?
frick no. Pretty sure a child could break my shin with a bat.
I'd probably let OweO take one for $2k though.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:34 pm to TheCaterpillar
frick that. It thought it was one swing both shins.
One swing per shin, you really may lose the use of your legs
One swing per shin, you really may lose the use of your legs
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:34 pm to TheCaterpillar
frick no!
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:35 pm to TheCaterpillar
No way that is worth $200K unless you are from a 3rd world country.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:36 pm to TheCaterpillar
You mean would I sign up for multiple compound fractures and likely pain for life for $200k? No.
$20m? Now we're talking.
I had a small fracture to my left lower ankle during an Army training accident. The cartilage didn't heal right and I lost balance on that foot. It still hurts sometimes. I can't imagine both ankles getting pulverized. You're living with that pain for the rest of your life.
$20m? Now we're talking.
I had a small fracture to my left lower ankle during an Army training accident. The cartilage didn't heal right and I lost balance on that foot. It still hurts sometimes. I can't imagine both ankles getting pulverized. You're living with that pain for the rest of your life.
This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:37 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:There's also the distinct possibility that the pain from the 1st swing is sooooooo bad that I'd pansy out for the 2nd swing, then I'm majorly screwed.
One swing on each. Wooden bat.
Can we do $100k per leg to avoid this? Not that it matters as I'm still saying no.
This post was edited on 7/18/16 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
I'd let Mandingo frick me in the arse for 200K before I let an MLB player swing a baseball bat at me.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:41 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:Both will leave you with issues walking the next day, that's for sure.
I'd let Mandingo frick me in the arse for 200K before I let an MLB player swing a baseball bat at me.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:45 pm to TheCaterpillar
Absolutely.
He couldn't swing the bat hard though. That would be really stupid to allow.
PS: Your water cooler conversations are stupid.
He couldn't swing the bat hard though. That would be really stupid to allow.
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Work water cooler dispute.
PS: Your water cooler conversations are stupid.
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:50 pm to soccerfüt
quote:Aren't they all?
Your water cooler conversations are stupid
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:51 pm to TheCaterpillar
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frick no. Pretty sure a child could break my shin with a bat. I'd probably let OweO take one for $2k though.
reminds me of bum fights when the bum drops the cement block on that guys leg and then laughs at him with a broken leg calling him "pussy leg" 
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:52 pm to TheCaterpillar
No
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:53 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Can I take the blows supine? Or do I have to be standing?
Posted on 7/18/16 at 4:54 pm to TheCaterpillar
None of you guys ever hit your shin on a bicycle pedal?? Hurts like hell for a while.. Now imagine a MLB player swinging as hard as he can on your shins!!
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