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re: Would you denounce God to save your own life?

Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:14 am to
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:14 am to
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Any God that prefers option A for his worshipers is a shitty person and not deserving of worship.
God has not hesitated to point out that he is an ultra selfish God who demands worship and obedience even unto death. Let's see if you have the balls to stand before Jesus and state your opinion to his face.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:15 am to
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You're asking what I would do. It matters to me, fricker.



let's say he's chinese
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:15 am to
So OP asking this question isn't odd, but someone wanting to get the complete picture in his head before he answers is?

Sorry, I thought we were already in odd territory.

You jumping in on that was odd too, fwiw.
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
5067 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:16 am to
No, I'd die. Philippians 1:21
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:16 am to
How tall and what's his weight? Is he speaking clean or broken English? what kind of gun? Am I going to work or vacation? And I alone? Is he alone?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:17 am to
The original question wasn't that odd. It's happened before. You're way too defensive about this.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:18 am to
Yes in a heartbeat. Could care less.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:19 am to
You sure? One of them asked some kids in the library that I thought
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19830 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:20 am to
I would say who? Then say 20 Hail Marys.


If I thought for half a second I could get the upper hand and make him eat that gun then I would.

Hopefully he wouldn't check my dick beaters before he asked me the question.
This post was edited on 6/2/17 at 12:22 am
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:20 am to
5'10'' 185, speaking plain english with a south african accent. he's got a tan desert eagle .50. you're coming home from vacation, alone. he's not alone, and if you run his partner will shoot you with an AR- 215.

quote:

How tall and what's his weight? Is he speaking clean or broken English? what kind of gun? Am I going to work or vacation? And I alone? Is he alone?


Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52797 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:20 am to
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Yes. Don't believe anyway
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:21 am to
I'm just trying to get specific, bro. I don't know what I'd do.

If we are talking about a 5'5 clean English speaking Chinese kid who is alone and holding a .22 while I'm on my way to a shitty client for work, Maybe I don't answer and attack him.

If it's a 6'5 chinaman yelling in Chinese and I'm with my family on the way to a vacation, maybe I tell God to EAD and ask for forgiveness later.

You seem overly aggressive about a thread that isn't even yours. Like you're looking for a specific answer.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:23 am to
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5'10'' 185, speaking plain english with a south african accent. he's got a tan desert eagle .50. you're coming home from vacation, alone. he's not alone, and if you run his partner will shoot you with an AR- 215.


God who?

eta:
Well, maybe not. If I went on vacation alone, death might be better than going home.
This post was edited on 6/2/17 at 12:25 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15613 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:24 am to
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Yes in a heartbeat. Could care less.


How much less?

No, I'd be yelling frick you from heaven when the douche that killed me is burning in hell.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:25 am to
God denounced his Son to save us.

Basically, God denounced God to save us.
This post was edited on 6/2/17 at 12:27 am
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:26 am to
Absolutely not. I love God and not ashamed of Him. He died for me, I'll die for Him
This post was edited on 6/2/17 at 12:32 am
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23706 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:28 am to
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You're in an airport, a man with a gun is lining people up, asking them if they believed in God and shooting them if they say yes. What would you do?


You should have never created this scenario. It's very stupid. Keep the subject and asked yes or no. He would have been taken out by security or people rushing him.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:28 am to
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I would take his gun away and stick it down his throat and kill him.


My plan is to be after Bush in line so Bush can kill him and save my life.
This post was edited on 6/2/17 at 12:29 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:29 am to

Tonight is the night you consider joining our Methodist team. We get away with everything on both the Catholic and Protestant side.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37183 posts
Posted on 6/2/17 at 12:29 am to
I'm pretty sure I would be forgiven for lying to him and surviving
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