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re: Would you date a squirter?

Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33616 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to
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but you get used to waking up damp
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:12 pm to
No, I'm not into women that urinate on themselves.
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4707 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:12 pm to
I did a few years back, and I loved it.

Things were just really intense in the bedroom, and it didn't hurt that I was able to give her mulitple "O's" each session.

However, that chick is bat-shite crazy and I couldn't handler her, outside of the bedroom.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:14 pm to
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every time she cums she squirts and he has to change his sheets or go to bed in a pool of "squirt."


wah

eta: if it's that big of a damn deal, tell your friend to put a towel down.
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34250 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm to
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She needs to not drink before sex and pee before sex


FIFY.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137005 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm to
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Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!


Please continue......
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37708 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:17 pm to
A good o feels like you might pee, but you don't unless your bladder is full.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:25 pm to
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Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!
False. I've been with a chick who basically drained herself during sex... In the moment, it was cool... for about 5 minutes and then the aftermath was aggravating.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68699 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:29 pm to
yes! can't fake that
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13723 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:30 pm to
I dated one. It wasn't like in porn, just a quick deluge when she came, not like a strong stream. Wasn't a big deal. And we almost exclusively banged at her house on her bed or in the shower.

Also, she turned out to be a lying, cheating, count whore.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16807 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by Beau Tie
Member since Oct 2012
951 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:43 pm to
This sounds like a chick I used to date. We might be Eskimo brothers. What letter does her name start with?
Posted by bayou choupique
the banks of bayou choupique
Member since Oct 2014
1838 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:44 pm to
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Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!


quote:

False. I've been with a chick who basically drained herself during sex... In the moment, it was cool... for about 5 minutes and then the aftermath was aggravating.


A girl I dated in college was a squiter. She could do it multiple times during the deed. We always had to plan ahead to lay down towels. Like mentioned above, at first it was the coolest thing ever. After awhile, it ended up being a pain to deal with.
Posted by Beau Tie
Member since Oct 2012
951 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:50 pm to
I could have made mine squirt for damn near a minute. Everything was soaked. Where you from Yankee?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:54 pm to
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Where you from Yankee?
Originally? Upstate NY but went to LSU and just moved back to LA (NOLA) about 5 months ago.

Why do you ask?
Posted by ThatsAFactJack
East Coast
Member since Sep 2012
1592 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 3:10 pm to
I would love it if my wife would squirt on occasion. We have tried any and everything thing to get her to squirt. She loves porn with squirting.
Posted by Muahahaha
Ohio
Member since Nov 2005
6509 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24126 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 3:15 pm to
Really now..
Posted by Beau Tie
Member since Oct 2012
951 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 3:32 pm to
I think I might know you. Buffalo?
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