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re: Would you date a squirter?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to The Third Leg
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:11 pm to The Third Leg
quote:
but you get used to waking up damp

Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:12 pm to Neauxla
No, I'm not into women that urinate on themselves.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:12 pm to Neauxla
I did a few years back, and I loved it.
Things were just really intense in the bedroom, and it didn't hurt that I was able to give her mulitple "O's" each session.
However, that chick is bat-shite crazy and I couldn't handler her, outside of the bedroom.
Things were just really intense in the bedroom, and it didn't hurt that I was able to give her mulitple "O's" each session.
However, that chick is bat-shite crazy and I couldn't handler her, outside of the bedroom.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:14 pm to Neauxla
quote:
every time she cums she squirts and he has to change his sheets or go to bed in a pool of "squirt."
wah
eta: if it's that big of a damn deal, tell your friend to put a towel down.
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
quote:
She needs to not drink before sex and pee before sex
FIFY.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:15 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
quote:
Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!
Please continue......
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:17 pm to upgrayedd
A good o feels like you might pee, but you don't unless your bladder is full.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:25 pm to Beefherinthequeefer
quote:False. I've been with a chick who basically drained herself during sex... In the moment, it was cool... for about 5 minutes and then the aftermath was aggravating.
Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:30 pm to Neauxla
I dated one. It wasn't like in porn, just a quick deluge when she came, not like a strong stream. Wasn't a big deal. And we almost exclusively banged at her house on her bed or in the shower.
Also, she turned out to be a lying, cheating, count whore.
Also, she turned out to be a lying, cheating, count whore.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:43 pm to Cole Beer
This sounds like a chick I used to date. We might be Eskimo brothers. What letter does her name start with?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:44 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
Well if only guys knew... Girls don't squirt like porn stars!
quote:
False. I've been with a chick who basically drained herself during sex... In the moment, it was cool... for about 5 minutes and then the aftermath was aggravating.
A girl I dated in college was a squiter. She could do it multiple times during the deed. We always had to plan ahead to lay down towels. Like mentioned above, at first it was the coolest thing ever. After awhile, it ended up being a pain to deal with.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:50 pm to yankeeundercover
I could have made mine squirt for damn near a minute. Everything was soaked. Where you from Yankee?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 2:54 pm to Beau Tie
quote:Originally? Upstate NY but went to LSU and just moved back to LA (NOLA) about 5 months ago.
Where you from Yankee?
Why do you ask?
Posted on 11/24/14 at 3:10 pm to Neauxla
I would love it if my wife would squirt on occasion. We have tried any and everything thing to get her to squirt. She loves porn with squirting.
Posted on 11/24/14 at 3:32 pm to yankeeundercover
I think I might know you. Buffalo?
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