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re: Would you be afraid to keep cash in a safe deposit box?

Posted on 1/5/16 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106105 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

A house and a new car are about the only things you can't pay cash for.


A lot of things you pay cash for will get you on somebody's radar screen, though. You pay cash for an expensive item, the seller makes a bank deposit, a CTR gets filed, and suddenly the IRS is aware of you.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 4:45 pm to
My mother, may she rest in peace, used to keep cash in her freezer ala the NO congressman and called it her frozen assets. Her children knew about it and we used it to buy her headstone.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

15K per year and you were planning on stashing cash for 5 years.

when the IRS seize your computer for fraud/tax evasion/money laundering your pretty much done for. (I work for the IRS)
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30041 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

not really in a whole house fire.


Do you even Fort Knox safe?



I keep two amounts of reliable foreign currencies. They are in a few ziplocs with humidity pellets, in a pelican case, in a large vacuum bag with charcoal, in a duffel bag with a few license plates I have collected over the years. As for where these bags are, nope.

This post was edited on 1/5/16 at 5:23 pm
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2810 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:16 pm to
i want to commend this entire thread for not once using the term "safety deposit box." i am amazed at the people i've seen getting this wrong.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:19 pm to
quote:


Most important part is to NEVER tell anyone (i.e. Post about it on TD). For reference, recall the sad story of the couple on Highland Road. He trusted a long time employee and let him discover that he was keeping cash at the house. The dude tortured and killed them

This. Knew of a guy who had $50,000 hidden in his house, told a loyal employee buddy.... Him and his son were kidnapped by fake police, taken to a dirt road; the boy was shot twice and died and the man lived with his throat cut.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10689 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:40 pm to
quote:



Lets say you could stash 15K per year and you were planning on stashing cash for 5 years.



I know a guy that had some suspicious stuff show up during an IRS audit. Before it was over a judge ordered his safety deposit box opened. It had roughly $150,000 in it. He served about 3 yrs.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15337 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

under the mattress


Silly. That's where the dirty magazines go.
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71850 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

I know a guy that had some suspicious stuff show up during an IRS audit. Before it was over a judge ordered his safety deposit box opened. It had roughly $150,000 in it. He served about 3 yrs.




yea, not sure they will save that much.

We have had our house robbed before. Im not sure there is really a safe place in your home that thieves wont find. Those bastards are good at their job


Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26234 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:50 pm to
I use this monster - 54" high doors, six inches of steel plus once inside the big door, have another locked 1/2 inch steel door. Unfortunately, there is no money and nothing particularly valuable from a money standpoint inside. It is a damn cool safe though.



This post was edited on 1/5/16 at 5:58 pm
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 5:53 pm to
Yes
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
21728 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Keeping that much at home would be nerve racking. Fire or theft and its gone.


It wouldn't be kept under my mattress.

Safes and strong boxes are fireproof.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10689 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Safes and strong boxes are fireproof.


The trouble with safes is that criminals think something valuable is inside and you knowing what is inside is not worth your life. So you will open it.
Older couple in our community had a dishwasher installed. One of the installers got a peak of a gun safe. 3 weeks later they did a home invasion and beat the older couple until they opened the safe. Almost beat them to death.


Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 8:02 am to
Store some thing that will appreciate. Gold coins
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21532 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 8:41 am to
Cereal boxes of cash in a secret compartment in the marble Jacuzzi.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 9:06 am to
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LanierSpots


You are a terrible American.

Your business is built upon a public utility, yet you refuse you be honest about your earnings.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 9:08 am to
Just buy a safe and keep it at your house. If it is 15k a year you can get a pretty nice fire proof safe and bolt it down to the slab.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 9:09 am to
quote:

I keep two amounts of reliable foreign currencies. They are in a few ziplocs with humidity pellets, in a pelican case, in a large vacuum bag with charcoal, in a duffel bag with a few license plates I have collected over the years. As for where these bags are, nope.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Buy gold coins


Bury it in a water-proof container, then plant (or better yet, have installed) a fast-growing tree (Maple, Ash, Sycamore) right on top of that bitch.

Better than any safe on the market.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 9:17 am to
Gold or Platinum bullion coins in a safe deposit box.
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