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re: Would this pick up line work?

Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:03 pm to
They started talking. I don’t know if he got her digits though. I had to go pick get some Coca Colas they had on sale.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13912 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:04 pm to
sure...if you're trying to frick Davidthegnome
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12197 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:07 pm to
Was it Wayne Gretzky who said “you miss all the shots you don’t take”?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:10 pm to
If she's scuzzy




Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55343 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

Was it Wayne Gretzky who said “you miss all the shots you don’t take”?
what he didn't say was that if you always shoot, you won't be in the game very long. sometimes you have to pass.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:21 pm to
You should re-watch that VH1 show The Pickup Artist
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

What y’all think?


It will only work if you're attractive and not creepy looking or too fat?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:28 pm to
You are hot arse garbage.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:43 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/22/19 at 6:07 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:45 pm to


Poor guy
This post was edited on 4/22/19 at 6:06 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:45 pm to


Wow
This post was edited on 4/22/19 at 6:06 pm
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

Man I honestly couldn’t tell you At least a decade

With slick pick-up lines like that, I'm surprised all the hot babes aren't beating your door down.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:46 pm to
I know man. It sucks
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:49 pm to


That must have really frosted your cookies, huh?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53813 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

frosted your cookies

Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:51 pm to
I bet his feet smell, bad
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:52 pm to
What does that mean?
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:55 pm to
I have always just used,"Hi, my name is Stephen". Works like a charm. Pickup up lines are for dudes who are just trying to trick chicks into bed. Just be yourself.
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1128 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 5:58 pm to
My go-to is always "if you'd like me to disappoint you like I do my parents, let me know." Typically gets a chuckle at worst.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47678 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

What y’all think?


I think everybody nose it's a bad idea.
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