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re: Worst wedding reception ever

Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:26 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:26 am to
Later that night......





Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:28 am to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
59449 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:31 am to
Literally no one cares about your fantasy team.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
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30440 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:33 am to
Bet that Dak look alike groom has banged at least three of the bridesmaids
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Literally no one cares about your fantasy team.


That’s incorrect.

I care, which makes literally one person.

You miserable frick
Posted by Puddenn32
In da LP
Member since Oct 2018
740 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:37 am to
Naaahhhhh bruh.... buddy of mine married a lil girl from up north Mississippi (bible tumper parents)
Wedding took place up there as well..... no music, no alcohol.... nothing
needless to say there were a lot of trips made between the community hall and my truck.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:37 am to
I’m not a puss by any means.
I played football and always had an outside work ethic being raised on a farm......


With that said I don’t think I could pick up a table and toss it like that big hoss did right there.


Amazing.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66842 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:54 am to
That was definitely long long after they let go, not before.
Posted by ATLabama
Member since Jan 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:58 am to
OP, we get it. You only like black people when they play for your sports teams.

Not my cup of tea, but actually looks pretty cool IMO.

I've seen swamp trash get married in backyards with a keg, and LSU flag, and a fightsong on this board before. Now that is in consideration for the worst wedding reception ever.
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1849 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 10:16 am to
Not even close to the worst. Try going to a country club that has been closed for over a year, with a bunch of fanatical cenla baptists who hired a "dj" (fat guy in a goodwill tux with an ipod and a Spencer gifts spinning light), a buffet at the end of which you got a hand stamp so that you couldn't go through the buffet line more than once, and the only beverages served were water and iced tea. Now stay there for over 5 hours, all while your girlfriend at the time will not let you go outside to check the score of the 2008 lsu baseball super regional.
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 10:32 am to
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Now stay there for over 5 hours, all while your girlfriend at the time will not let you go outside to check the score of the 2008 lsu baseball super regional.


That’s why I’m good with a dog.
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 10:34 am to
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OP, we get it. You only like black people when they play for your sports teams.


You’re a little too woke there.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18376 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Now stay there for over 5 hours, all while your girlfriend at the time will not let you go outside to check the score of the 2008 lsu baseball super regional.


Hopefully you learned your lesson and didn't marry that chick.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:09 am to
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I’ve been to some alcohol-free receptions in the fellowship hall of the local Southern Baptist church.


I've been to one at a Methodist church. There wasn't even any music playing.
Posted by Bedhog
Denham Springs
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:10 am to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:12 am to
quote:

looking for a husband


Guys, please don't ever facilitate that. If she wouldn't let you take her home from a bar when she wasn't "looking for a husband," why stoop to being her Gump now that she is?
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:13 am to
Wonder how much that shite cost?
Looks like it would be pretty easy to get laid there though. That's a big +
Posted by Mr Clean
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:15 am to
quote:

I've been to one at a Methodist church. There wasn't even any music playing.


That was by choice of the wedding party, then.

Methodists are more relaxed than Baptists.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Looks like some sort of ritualistic African tribal dance


I immediately thought this. Then I thought that they could say that and everyone would love it, if I said it it would be the most racist thing ever.

So I am just doing the Homer Simpson back into the bushes quietly thing.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 11:54 am to
What did we do without Clean this past decade?
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