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re: Worst Last Names

Posted on 12/9/17 at 4:23 am to
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21376 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 4:23 am to
Had a family growing up named Fortenberry
Hired a geotech with the last name Woodcock.
Fellow I knew in school with last name Upthegrove.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 4:29 am to
quote:

Had a family growing up named Fortenberry 


My third grade teacher's last name was Fortenberry, that poor woman caught help from us degenerates.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4959 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 4:36 am to
Last name only - Quackenbush.

Whole names of people that I've known..

Mike Smelley who used to work for the gas company.

Earl Wells who wrote permits for oil wells.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 5:16 am to
quote:

Imagine going through life with the most vanilla last name in the history of the world.


That would be Lee, not Smith.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 5:53 am to
quote:

Soileau


Most people in Louisiana don't even know how to pronounce that, so it ruins it. I know guys that lived in the BR area that said the only people who could pronounce "Soileau" were those who had met a Soileau before.

Most pronounce it "Soil-o".

Could never give your kid the name Richard though.

Richard Soileau.

Would be a terrible move.
This post was edited on 12/9/17 at 5:55 am
Posted by Sayre
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Nov 2011
5754 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 6:09 am to
Roach
Gay
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 6:24 am to
quote:

Turnipseed


Yeah, went to school with a dude named Haywood Turnipseed.



Also went to school w/ a girl with the last name Cockrell, a guy named Dean Seaman, and another family with the last name Hooker, and a guy named Chris Cumpston (called him "cumstain")
This post was edited on 12/9/17 at 6:31 am
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26331 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 6:56 am to
Worked with a guy with the last name of Long. Not bad until you find out his first name is Dickie.
Posted by bouefbengal
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
2335 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:07 am to
In Bunkie there was a large family with the last name Christmas and their mom was
Mary Christmas. This time of year their phone rang a lot with people looking for a “ merry Christmas “
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
8655 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:13 am to
My 8th grade teacher was Jim Smallwood. Mr. Smallwood caught holy hell.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:16 am to
Back in the day, I went to school with a kid named Decuir, pronounced duh queer. Nice guy, but I’m sure he took shite for his name.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:18 am to
quote:

a family growing up named Fortenberry


From the Big O? I knew them.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:20 am to
Snodgrass
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:31 am to
Buddy of mine represented a massage parlor owner named Kim Suk. As they went into court, she informed him she’d gotten married to a Mr Cox, and her formal name was now Kim Suk Cox.
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2227 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:34 am to
Blewitt (former Pitt kicker)

This poor guy:
Posted by Brodeur
Member since Feb 2012
4671 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:52 am to
Gooch
Heyniger
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34710 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:56 am to
A guy in my hometown was named Buster Duke.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22894 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Bunkie there was a large family with the last name Christmas


There was a David Christmas from Bunkie back in the 80s who was the high school QB and projected to be a good college prospect. Didn’t follow him past that.
Posted by Joe Banks
Waponi Woo
Member since May 2008
615 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 8:00 am to
I knew a girl with the last name is Swallows and she married a Cox.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11835 posts
Posted on 12/9/17 at 8:07 am to
There was an engineering student at Tech with the last name Shitdik.
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