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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:17 pm to charminultra
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:17 pm to charminultra
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brought a girl home one night from the bar, started hooking up or whatever, and she had leftover tp on the bunghole
It would have been sweet if you'd have cleaned her up and then got after it.
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:18 pm to charminultra
My super senior year, my roommates ex girlfriend (they were still on good terms) was leaving town and moving somewhere else. We had a big arse party at our house for her. Late into the night when people are playing beer pong and other shite, she come up to me and tells me to follow her upstairs in a couple minutes. She was/is pretty hot, about an OT 7, which is pretty damn good for me 
. So I follow. She is in my room panties off, dress pulled up laying on my bed. I dine at the Y for a few minutes and pull a pathetic attempt to push my limp whiskey dick into her for a couple minutes. Eventually I give up and we go back downstairs. Whole thing probably didn’t last 5-7 minutes. Pathetic :lol:
. So I follow. She is in my room panties off, dress pulled up laying on my bed. I dine at the Y for a few minutes and pull a pathetic attempt to push my limp whiskey dick into her for a couple minutes. Eventually I give up and we go back downstairs. Whole thing probably didn’t last 5-7 minutes. Pathetic :lol:Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:18 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Had a same experience. Was 19 or 20 fricking a 30-something year old I worked with and daughter walked in. That was fricked up
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:18 pm to RealDawg
Also plowed a girl on the sink at my uncle’s house Fourth of July after we had a vodka drinking contest. My MOM walked in and this chick gave her a high five. For like 10 years we would see her on and off and mom would give her a high five.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:19 pm to charminultra
Motel 6 on Delk Rd/I-75 circa 1993 with my high school goth girlfriend.
After a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill liquid panty remover was consumed, she decided it was time to have her back door raided and railed proper.
It was my first rodeo in the formerly forbidden orifice, so the jury was still out while I stepped over to the sink to wash the stink off the tool.
Suddenly a loud sound emerged from behind which sounded like a long, low note on a trombone.
I turned around to witness my post coitus GF lying on the bed with a look of horror on her face as the sound continued.
What followed was a sight and stench that to this day made me swear off any offerings behind door number two.
A stream of dark liquefied stool flowed onto the bed like the Ganges River.
Luckily the room was rented in someone else’s name, so after disposing of the soiled sheets behind the vending machine, we bailed out of Motel 6 and went to her parents house.
After a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill liquid panty remover was consumed, she decided it was time to have her back door raided and railed proper.
It was my first rodeo in the formerly forbidden orifice, so the jury was still out while I stepped over to the sink to wash the stink off the tool.
Suddenly a loud sound emerged from behind which sounded like a long, low note on a trombone.
I turned around to witness my post coitus GF lying on the bed with a look of horror on her face as the sound continued.
What followed was a sight and stench that to this day made me swear off any offerings behind door number two.
A stream of dark liquefied stool flowed onto the bed like the Ganges River.
Luckily the room was rented in someone else’s name, so after disposing of the soiled sheets behind the vending machine, we bailed out of Motel 6 and went to her parents house.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:19 pm to RLDSC FAN
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I was dating her for a while, so she was letting me PIIHB. One time as I pulled out, little pieces of poop flew out
This is why I don’t even like butt stuff anymore. Just too many opportunities for failure.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:25 pm to billjamin
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Hairy nipples
Damn, had that too. Just ain’t right
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:25 pm to charminultra
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worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
You guys seem to all share the lowest common denominator. Each and every experience I've had with a girl in bed was a loving expression of mutual affection culminating in intense euphoric satisfaction by all parties. They were all O-T 9s and 10s, fashion models and Miss USA contestants. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Seriously, the only thing I can come up with is this: incredibly beautiful 19 year old Puerto Rican model calls me and wants to come over. The A/C in my apartment is out, and it's a hot 95 degrees, but she is gorgeous so okay come over. Even with the windows down there was no breeze, so right away we were just dripping sweat. Being that she was a great girl basketballer (shoot the lights out good) and was accustomed to sweat in that arena, it didn't stop us. The only comparison in my mind is a "Slip & Slide". At least we could laugh about it.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:25 pm to billjamin
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This is why I don’t even like butt stuff anymore. Just too many opportunities for failure.
Yet many on here want to lick that shite…
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:26 pm to charminultra
The bachelor party my dad through (aka reason for him and his friends to play with whores)..ended up back at a Residence Inn near Buckhead after Cheetah. I kept wanting to frick and they kept stopping me. So, I just went down on one of the whores.
Went to wash my face off and her friend was in the bathroom giving head to one of dad’s friends from the post office…WHO WAS ALWAYS SANTA at Christmas. Never have looked at Santa the same and always dropped my mail outside.
Went to wash my face off and her friend was in the bathroom giving head to one of dad’s friends from the post office…WHO WAS ALWAYS SANTA at Christmas. Never have looked at Santa the same and always dropped my mail outside.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:28 pm to moontigr
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Did her name start with an "A" by any chance?
Started with a C. I’m pretty sure a few baws on here know her. She doesn’t post here but hung around our group a lot.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:31 pm to DemonKA3268
Lots of baws on here won’t be PIHB for the first time after this thread.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:34 pm to DemonKA3268
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Yet many on here want to lick that shite…
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:35 pm to RealDawg
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Lots of baws on here won’t be PIHB for the first time after this thread.
Had one in the 90’s, came out with corn all over my dick
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:41 pm to charminultra
When I was younger, I was hammered in Lafayette, and ended up hooking up with this chick. Got home, and my dick just didn’t feel the same. It was really bizarre. Then after a few hours, a slow discharge started coming out (I know it’s disgusting). I was like “What the hell?!!” I was worried it was going to rot, and fall off. Went to the doctor immediately. He was like, “Look, I’ve seen lot’s of these. Just take these pills, and you’ll be fine.” Slut gave me an STD!
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:45 pm to Mr Personality
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Was fricking some chick from behind and felt my taint being licked. I was like “what the hell?” Somehow my dog got in the bedroom
Ditto. Learned the lesson about shutting the dog out of the bedroom. It really killed the mood.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:46 pm to TigerinKorea
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I was hammered in Lafayette, and ended up hooking up with this chick.
Found your problem.
ETA: Even I know better than to hook up with skanks from off McKinley St.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:49 pm to TigerinKorea
Saw a girl a few times and once while slammin' she totally soaked the entire bed - all of it
Another time I brought home a schwarze and after making it to the zone it smelled so foul and shitty and that just did me in
This thread is better than Penthouse forum
Another time I brought home a schwarze and after making it to the zone it smelled so foul and shitty and that just did me in
This thread is better than Penthouse forum
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:50 pm to charminultra
Oh hell..forgot this one in the dungeon..
Was going down on a girl and went to move up to her breasts and hit a bump. Was a bit drunk and confused and went on up to breasts. When she was riding me I looked up and she had a third nipple! Only time that’s ever happened. We quickly moved to doggy.
Was going down on a girl and went to move up to her breasts and hit a bump. Was a bit drunk and confused and went on up to breasts. When she was riding me I looked up and she had a third nipple! Only time that’s ever happened. We quickly moved to doggy.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:51 pm to Bayou
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Saw a girl a few times and once while slammin' she totally soaked the entire bed - all of it Another time I brought home a schwarze and after making it to the zone it smelled so foul and shitty and that just did me in This thread is better than Penthouse forum
Did we make it this far without a squirter? It’s pee..don’t care what you say.
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