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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed

Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by Turftoe
Denver
Member since Mar 2016
4231 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit


Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6841 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:11 pm to
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If true, this is /thread for me.


I almost couldn't finish after that.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7065 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:15 pm to
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If true, this is /thread for me.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6875 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:31 pm to
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I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit.


That’s a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18915 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:41 pm to
I would hardly call your mom a girl but if we must
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29166 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:47 pm to
Didn’t read the rest of the thread (so maybe others have had this experience), but I’ve had two girls with horrendous poop smell when I tried to do doggy with them. Like they forgot to wipe or something. Killed my boner dead and had to flip them over to a non arse wafting position.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2213 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:48 pm to
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I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit..

Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:49 pm to


Funniest shite I've seen all week.
Posted by Pitt Road
Floriduh
Member since Aug 2017
980 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:51 pm to
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it's called clitty litter. I've probably eaten a whole roll of two ply.


Amen!
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10740 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:51 pm to
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I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit.. I should have listened to the bartender.


I had a story about some funeral home sex to add..but this.. nope. Never swallowed a titty pimple
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:54 pm to
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I had a story about some funeral home sex to add..but this.. nope.


Might as well bring in the necrophilia, it can't get any worse
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16426 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:00 pm to
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JDPndahizzy

Congrats on ruining the entire fricking fricking thread.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10740 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:00 pm to
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Might as well bring in the necrophilia, it can't get any worse


Would be close if he swallowed.
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 4:02 pm
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7655 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit.


Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3878 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:09 pm to
Hairy nipples


Pluck them.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6896 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:15 pm to
I leave for an hour and the whole thread goes to shite.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:17 pm to
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Hairy nipples


Pluck them.





Rub some lotion all over those Sasquatch tits.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
17484 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:19 pm to
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Not sure WTF it was but it was bitter at this point. I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit..



goddamn this is it here.
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11682 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:19 pm to
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Back in 96' .... I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit..


Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14851 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:21 pm to
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I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit


DAMN .... spits

Thats the worst thing I've ever heard of since the VBF ... vagina blood fart.


roughnecks
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 8:15 pm
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