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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:10 pm to JDPndahizzy
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:10 pm to JDPndahizzy
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turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit

Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:11 pm to pjab
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If true, this is /thread for me.
I almost couldn't finish after that.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:15 pm to pjab
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If true, this is /thread for me.

Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:31 pm to JDPndahizzy
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I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit.
That’s a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:41 pm to charminultra
I would hardly call your mom a girl but if we must
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:47 pm to charminultra
Didn’t read the rest of the thread (so maybe others have had this experience), but I’ve had two girls with horrendous poop smell when I tried to do doggy with them. Like they forgot to wipe or something. Killed my boner dead and had to flip them over to a non arse wafting position.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:48 pm to JDPndahizzy
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I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit..

Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:49 pm to BoogaBear


Funniest shite I've seen all week.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:51 pm to Loup
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it's called clitty litter. I've probably eaten a whole roll of two ply.
Amen!
Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:51 pm to JDPndahizzy
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I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit.. I should have listened to the bartender.
I had a story about some funeral home sex to add..but this.. nope. Never swallowed a titty pimple

Posted on 1/28/22 at 3:54 pm to RealDawg
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I had a story about some funeral home sex to add..but this.. nope.
Might as well bring in the necrophilia, it can't get any worse
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:00 pm to JDPndahizzy
quote:Congrats on ruining the entire fricking fricking thread.
JDPndahizzy
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:00 pm to IceTiger
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Might as well bring in the necrophilia, it can't get any worse
Would be close if he swallowed.
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:06 pm to pjab
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I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit.

Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:15 pm to JDPndahizzy
I leave for an hour and the whole thread goes to shite.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:17 pm to beulahland
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Hairy nipples
Pluck them.
Rub some lotion all over those Sasquatch tits.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:19 pm to JDPndahizzy
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Not sure WTF it was but it was bitter at this point. I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit..

This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:19 pm to JDPndahizzy
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Back in 96' .... I jump up and turn on the light and realize I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit..

Posted on 1/28/22 at 4:21 pm to JDPndahizzy
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I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit
DAMN .... spits

Thats the worst thing I've ever heard of since the VBF ... vagina blood fart.
roughnecks

This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 8:15 pm
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