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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:38 pm to RazorBroncs
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:38 pm to RazorBroncs
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I had built myself up to be this "cool, confident guy in a band" at work with her, then came twice in under 10 seconds.
My God. I am crying rn
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:42 pm to Thumpa15
Didn’t happen to me, but a good friend was hooking up with a chick and she took skin off his shin with her big toe nail. It was a deal breaker.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 10:51 pm to charminultra
Got with this real skinny petite chick one time. Her pussy was so tight it felt like my dick was in a bear trap. It physically fricking hurt. She wanted some more but I couldn’t go again.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:02 pm to charminultra
Chili dog
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:04 pm to guttata
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hooking up with a chick and she took skin off his shin with her big toe nail.
I've had this problem with a chick who wanted to keep her heels on. But I think that the big toe nail is way worse.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:09 pm to Pisco
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out of bed and threw a lamp at him for having whiskey dick
As most know in here, you can still frick with a swole semi...
The chicks usually can't tell.
Then when you hit 'em with the power dong sober, they're like "holy frick"
Then you have to tell them you don't love them and to frick off to get them to leave after that.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:12 pm to IceTiger
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I'm the dude that the gal had a miscarriage on...
Had that happen when I was 18 years old. We had no idea and she was on birth control. She was riding me and when she got up a piece of meat and like pissed a blood /watery mix all over me.
My worst experience, if you want to call it that, was a squirter. We ended up dating for awhile but man what a mess. She could literally get off in seconds so it wasn't abnormal for her to have 10+ orgasms. The sheets had to be replaced and the mattress flipped over every time. It was insane. I was fingering her in my truck while driving and she squirted on the window so much I had to pull over and clean it off to drive. Never found another like that. Preachers daughter to boot
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:17 pm to baldona
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Also, not wanting a beautiful girl again because her poon smelled one time is an absurd rookie move.
Who said she was beautiful? Your words not mine
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:21 pm to charminultra
I was about to do it with this one chick and she queefed right in my face. Needless to say I kicked her out of the house ASAP.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:22 pm to charminultra
Tuna fish..
Yada yada.Yada..
Rather not finish the story.
Yada yada.Yada..
Rather not finish the story.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:25 pm to Klondikekajun
She was probably 10-12 years old
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:28 pm to blueboxer1119
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I passed out on top of a chick with my dick out in a stairwell after a multi day drug bender at Mullet Toss
I think that's her worst experience.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:36 pm to nobigdeal69
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Where's the dude whose gf wanted him to dirty talk and he said something along the lines of "you like that don't you, you fricking retard"
Tell me this really happened. I can’t stop laughing.
Of all the posts on this thread, I truly laughed hardest at the thought of this.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:37 pm to charminultra
Lots of stinky vag stories in this thread
Posted on 1/27/22 at 11:59 pm to charminultra
Let’s just say it wasn’t clean down there. Horrifying experience lol
Posted on 1/28/22 at 12:07 am to OK Roughneck
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camero
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break
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peddle
You are trying to say Camaro brake pedal.
Seek remedial education.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 12:16 am to charminultra
We finished, then she pulled out a photo album and started showing me pictures of her dead fiancé who had died in a motorcycle accident like six months prior. She was all hysterical and tried to show me a nonexistent scar on her leg where she said she stabbed herself.
I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. Never saw her again, but she’d call me from time to time, drunk, trying to unload all these problems on me. Wish the sex had been as crazy as her
ETA: I’ve posted that story before
I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. Never saw her again, but she’d call me from time to time, drunk, trying to unload all these problems on me. Wish the sex had been as crazy as her
ETA: I’ve posted that story before
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 12:27 am
Posted on 1/28/22 at 12:34 am to OldNo.7
Wasn’t in bed but in a tent on the student ramp at the PMAC. Myself and this chick i’ve known for awhile (she would camp out and sit with us at the games - Shaq Pack) are in the tent fooling around and eventually start banging. Well I don’t know if my friends are jealous or just tired and want to go to sleep but they proceed to start rolling us tent and all down the ramp. I nearly broke my dick before I could get out of her. We both ended up with bloody noses from banging heads and she got a decent shiner (thank god this was very early 90’s). Once we put our clothes on and started back up the ramp dragging the tent to thunderous applause and yells we both couldn’t help but start laughing. We ended up getting hammered with our ramp brethren and then went to my car to do it again proper this time.
Posted on 1/28/22 at 12:36 am to BOSCEAUX
Double post.
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 12:37 am
Posted on 1/28/22 at 12:44 am to BoogaBear
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Where's the dude whose gf wanted him to dirty talk and he said something along the lines of "you like that don't you, you fricking retard"
I laughed so hard at this I was legit crying and lost my breath. Holy shite that is funny.
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