re: Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex

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not that I'm doubting any of you

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Why not? This place has more bullshite than a stockyard.

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I just took a shower, next day...... I'm dirty, I need to take a shower

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Rinse & repeat. This is some bull that I am all too familiar with.

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MrFreakinMiyagi

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found the incel

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Not to get out of sex, but a chick I'd been rubbing for a couple of weeks that had an IUD installed asks me to wear a condom this time. Hmm....why is she asking for this?? It was about 3 in the pm and we were already on the bed, so I agreed to it. She eventually tells me she had company flying into town in a few hours and would be heading to the airport later. This was interesting, since I had no knowledge of this until right beforehand. She tells me that an old friend was coming to visit. She was confused and a little embarrassed with the situation and even showed me his picture-since he was a Phil Mickelson look alike. See...he's just a friend right...like he's too old. That night she calls and tells me she canceled the vist after talking to him on the phone for hours. Nothing came of that one, no pun intended

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Dude, what? The more I read that, the more confused I became.

Ah, I see. Dude got backburnered for her sugar daddy

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How do you guys deal with this? This sounds miserable and honestly suspect as hell.

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Slip into the shower with her.


I get why she wants to "freshen up", and also get why she doesn't want to get all sweaty and covered in bodily fluids right after getting clean. It's a paradoxical conundrum. Luckily, it's only an occasional thing. More often than not she's down to get/stay dirty.

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More often than not she's down to get/stay dirty.

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That changes things for sure. If that was a recurring theme, I'd be thinking she's cheating.

Your old lady has never given me an excuse to avoid sex.