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re: Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex
Posted on 2/8/22 at 7:55 am to tha mastablasta
Posted on 2/8/22 at 7:55 am to tha mastablasta
shite, I have a hard time keeping my wife off me. Excuses don't work. She tells me to man up and do it.
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Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:07 am to tha mastablasta
I'm full from all of the wedding cake.
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Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:14 am to MMauler
quote:
My fathers funeral was today.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:22 am to HammerJackFlash
quote:She wants something from you. When she gets that something you will know.
Headache on occasion, otherwise she jumps my bones 2-3x wk without warning. Ain’t complaining.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:28 am to BruslyTiger
quote:
I'm full from all of the wedding cake.
shite sticks with them for decades
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:31 am to tha mastablasta
" I have explosive diarrhea " .
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:32 am to udtiger
I actually can't remember my wife turning down sex with me.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:36 am to Reservoir dawg
quote:
a chick I'd been rubbing for a couple of weeks
quote:
rubbing
I assume this means sex? I have never heard this before
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:45 am to yellowfin
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We have a standing rule, you get to turn down sex once a month, after that it doesn’t matter if you’re tired, have a headache, or any other excuse…..you’re putting out
Very similar in my house too. We have a standing rule that she is only allowed to turn my down once a night. And I am to go to bed immediately after the turn down and think about what I have done.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:54 am to tha mastablasta
So not that I'm doubting any of you, but those that say they never or hardly ever get turned town I have a few questions.
1. How long have you been together?
2. What's the frequency? (Once a day, 2 times a week, etc.)
I mean if you have a nympho, congrats, they're great! I'm just curious to compare.
1. How long have you been together?
2. What's the frequency? (Once a day, 2 times a week, etc.)
I mean if you have a nympho, congrats, they're great! I'm just curious to compare.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 8:56 am to tha mastablasta
I'm going to the gyno in the morning
Posted on 2/8/22 at 9:23 am to HeadSlash
quote:
I'm going to the gyno in the morning
Seems like a legit reason.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 9:25 am to tha mastablasta
Mine was out of town, so...
Posted on 2/8/22 at 10:42 am to Oates Mustache
quote:
1. How long have you been together?
Total of 16 years.
2. What's the frequency? (Once a day, 2 times a week, etc.)
3-5x a week.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 10:46 am to cheobode
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Total of 16 years.
quote:
3-5x a week.
You should consider yourself lucky my man. I don't think most relationships keep up that intensity for that long. But it is critical to a healthy relationship.
Posted on 2/8/22 at 11:29 am to tha mastablasta
She said "I have bad gas"
I said "great, I'll wear a mask, now bend over"
I said "great, I'll wear a mask, now bend over"
Posted on 2/8/22 at 12:17 pm to CrappyPants
quote:
She said "I have bad gas"
I said "great, I'll wear a mask, now bend over"
Posted on 2/8/22 at 12:24 pm to Oates Mustache
you are drunk.....do not touch me
Posted on 2/8/22 at 12:39 pm to tha mastablasta
"We just had sex last year"
Posted on 2/8/22 at 1:07 pm to tha mastablasta
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Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex
"Again??? Wait, let me pee first."
Is about the worst I can think of.
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