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World-Record Orgy Attempt Fails to Get Enough People to Cum

Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:55 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:55 pm
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After boasting it would draw more than 1,000 people to a "monumental" sex party, the event wound up, uh, underperforming.



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The organizers at Menage Life promised they'd cap off Sin City 8—a hedonistic, five-day bender in Las Vegas complete with clothing-optional karaoke, a kitten play party, and something called the "slut olympics"—with a sex party that would "make history," bragging it would draw more than 1,000 people for a "monumental" orgy.



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According to Las Vegas Weekly, only 375 swingers actually showed up get freaky at the record-breaking attempt earlier this month. That's 125 free-loving folks short of what they needed to break the previous record, set when 500 people collaboratively boned in Japan back in 2006.


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To be fair, Menage Life's orgy attempt had a lot of kinks to work out. After Stephen Colbert blew up its spot by pointing out exactly where it would be held—an Embassy Suites in Vegas—the hotel pulled out, forcing the sex-fest to scramble for a new venue. Menage Life managed to lock down the Erotic Heritage Museum, which is basically just an X-rated strip mall—but just hours before the group-bone was set commence, it had to change positions again


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Menage Life already has plans for Sin City 9, ostensibly aiming to score another shot at getting a world-record breaking number of people to come.



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This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 1:58 pm
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12200 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:56 pm to
I would have cum
Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3632 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:56 pm to
ISWYDT
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:56 pm to
frick Colbert. What a hypocrite.
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:57 pm to
You misspelled cum.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:58 pm to
Fixed
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 1:58 pm to

That's a lot of Yes RHPV no shows.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:00 pm to
So they couldn't get it up to the numbers they needed? Sounds like loads of people still came.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:00 pm to
If they would have charged no shows they would have made bank
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14037 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:01 pm to
375 people is still a massive orgy
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:03 pm to
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the previous record, set when 500 people collaboratively boned in Japan back in 2006.
Just put a roof over Pearl River, LA and this record is history.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:04 pm to
I may be out of the loop or misinformed but can someone explain what exactly is the "slut olympics"
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:10 pm to
An event held at Reggie's every weekend
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58082 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:12 pm to
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frick Colbert. What a hypocrite.


What did he do that was hypocritical in his bit on this?

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This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71151 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:13 pm to
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375 people is still a massive orgy



Congrats on teh AIDS for them.
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4151 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:18 pm to
I've seen better orgies in the quad.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:19 pm to
Swing and a miss...tres
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 2:20 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:28 pm to
frick that! I don't want to be involved in nothing that involved more than 1000 people, in the same room, whose goal is to cum.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 3:10 pm to
What if this was your crowd?

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