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World DNA grab

Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Boat Motor Bandit
Member since Jun 2016
1891 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:13 pm
Will we look back at this being the largest DNA grab from the governments of the world ever? You will not be able to spit or fart in public without them knowing who it is.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35334 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:14 pm to
Tight conspiracy bro
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:14 pm to
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You will not be able to spit or fart in public without them knowing who it is.


would a fart spread a virus?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59660 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:15 pm to
The test itself implants a microchip
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35145 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

World DNA grab


They already did this. It was called "The Fappening".
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10306 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

fart in public


Good. Let them know it was me.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58027 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

You will not be able to spit or fart in public


Pandemic or not. Stop doing this.
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Member since Oct 2015
14065 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:16 pm to
The government already has my DNA. I've done 23andMe and AncestryDNA.
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:17 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/30/20 at 10:05 am
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5568 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Will we look back at this being the largest DNA grab from the governments of the world ever?

Then the US is failing miserably at your conspiracy. It took our government two months to get testing to this point and we are still behind everyone else.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54231 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:20 pm to
Ancestory DNA, 23 & Me, etc. say hi.
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:21 pm to
At least we know there isn’t a tin foil shortage with the toilet paper
This post was edited on 3/17/20 at 2:22 pm
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13895 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

go back to your basement.
The water table's too high dummy.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13895 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:23 pm to
Next come the re-education camps.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

World DNA grab


that's my porn name


no one better steal it
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124429 posts
Posted on 3/17/20 at 2:25 pm to
I don’t plan on ever getting tested

They already have my fingerprints from my DWIs

They aint getting my dna
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