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Posted on 12/27/24 at 10:58 pm
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 12/27/24 at 10:58 pm
Baws...

If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house.

It's a test...

And unless you paint your own nails, it better be full when she comes to stay the night again..

carry on.
This post was edited on 12/27/24 at 10:59 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/27/24 at 10:59 pm to
Take a lap Boomer
Posted by thelsutigers
Dallas, TX
Member since Nov 2009
3479 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:02 pm to
Sounds like you’ve failed this test before.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
6571 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:07 pm to
A girl left her bra at my place. Call me a wimp, but I'm not a big fan of one night stands, but there's always that few days a month I am, then the other 25 I feel bad about it. Anyways, she left the bra, and I had a girl I was more serious come over. Luckily, the bra was way tucked under neath a table and she didn't find it.

On the other hand, I love spending time alone quite often. My mom and others in my family tries to make me feel bad for it, but I just tell them "I do what makes me happy. Y'all do things that make you unhappy out of some sort of obligation you feel to do it. I simply just don't do the things that make me unhappy or I don't feel like doing." like having 4 kids, getting married right away. Taking them to pointless Piano lessons. They do these things despite not liking them out of some feeling of obligation. No one is holding a gun to your head saying you have to do these things. Do what makes you happy.
This post was edited on 12/27/24 at 11:12 pm
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
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Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:08 pm to
Man, I opened this thread expecting to read some profound revelation or illuminating insight into the meaning of life.

For shame.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:14 pm to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105599 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:20 pm to
I'm sorry about what the piano teacher did to you. it wasnt your fault.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189252 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:20 pm to
in my DJ days

If a woman left her stuff at my place overnight I would text her when I noticed it and tell her it was on the box out on my porch would be in the garbage the next day


no,,




I masturbated to a bra
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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105599 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:22 pm to
Texting didn't exist in those days son. Try again.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189252 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:24 pm to
no


I MASTURBATED TO A BRA
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4431 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

Baws... If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house. It's a test... And unless you paint your own nails, it better be full when she comes to stay the night again.. carry on.



That's how ole leather face swamp tour guide baw got that del ray chick. He passed the test
This post was edited on 12/27/24 at 11:27 pm
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35624 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:26 pm to
What was his name?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10720 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:27 pm to
I’d throw that shite away and tell her never to bring obtrusive odors into my domicile again.
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:36 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
112021 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:38 pm to
Old people are weird
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:41 pm to
who tf brings nail polish remover to a hook up or needs to use nail polish remover at a hook up?!
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
6571 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:43 pm to
TigerBait2008's mom
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12805 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house.

What if she leaves her girdle or slip?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38753 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

What if she leaves her girdle or slip?


Gingerly place it in her train case next to her rouge and mink stole… like a real gentleman, duh
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

Gingerly place it in her train case


chugga chugga chugga chugga

Choo. Choo.
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