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Words of Wisdom from an Old Man...
Posted on 12/27/24 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 12/27/24 at 10:58 pm
Baws...
If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house.
It's a test...
And unless you paint your own nails, it better be full when she comes to stay the night again..
carry on.
If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house.
It's a test...
And unless you paint your own nails, it better be full when she comes to stay the night again..
carry on.
This post was edited on 12/27/24 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 12/27/24 at 10:59 pm to WWII Collector
Take a lap Boomer
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:02 pm to WWII Collector
Sounds like you’ve failed this test before.
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:07 pm to WWII Collector
A girl left her bra at my place. Call me a wimp, but I'm not a big fan of one night stands, but there's always that few days a month I am, then the other 25 I feel bad about it. Anyways, she left the bra, and I had a girl I was more serious come over. Luckily, the bra was way tucked under neath a table and she didn't find it.
On the other hand, I love spending time alone quite often. My mom and others in my family tries to make me feel bad for it, but I just tell them "I do what makes me happy. Y'all do things that make you unhappy out of some sort of obligation you feel to do it. I simply just don't do the things that make me unhappy or I don't feel like doing." like having 4 kids, getting married right away. Taking them to pointless Piano lessons. They do these things despite not liking them out of some feeling of obligation. No one is holding a gun to your head saying you have to do these things. Do what makes you happy.
On the other hand, I love spending time alone quite often. My mom and others in my family tries to make me feel bad for it, but I just tell them "I do what makes me happy. Y'all do things that make you unhappy out of some sort of obligation you feel to do it. I simply just don't do the things that make me unhappy or I don't feel like doing." like having 4 kids, getting married right away. Taking them to pointless Piano lessons. They do these things despite not liking them out of some feeling of obligation. No one is holding a gun to your head saying you have to do these things. Do what makes you happy.
This post was edited on 12/27/24 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:08 pm to WWII Collector
Man, I opened this thread expecting to read some profound revelation or illuminating insight into the meaning of life.
For shame.
For shame.
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:20 pm to Saunson69
I'm sorry about what the piano teacher did to you. it wasnt your fault.
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:20 pm to North Dallas Tiger
in my DJ days
If a woman left her stuff at my place overnight I would text her when I noticed it and tell her it was on the box out on my porch would be in the garbage the next day
no,,
I masturbated to a bra
If a woman left her stuff at my place overnight I would text her when I noticed it and tell her it was on the box out on my porch would be in the garbage the next day
no,,
I masturbated to a bra
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:22 pm to OWLFAN86
Texting didn't exist in those days son. Try again.
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:24 pm to Tiger Ryno
no
I MASTURBATED TO A BRA
I MASTURBATED TO A BRA
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:25 pm to WWII Collector
quote:
Baws... If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house. It's a test... And unless you paint your own nails, it better be full when she comes to stay the night again.. carry on.
That's how ole leather face swamp tour guide baw got that del ray chick. He passed the test
This post was edited on 12/27/24 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:27 pm to WWII Collector
I’d throw that shite away and tell her never to bring obtrusive odors into my domicile again.
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:38 pm to WWII Collector
Old people are weird
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:41 pm to WWII Collector

Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:43 pm to TigerBait2008
TigerBait2008's mom



Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:43 pm to WWII Collector
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If she spends the night and accidentally leaves a full bottle of nail polish remover at your house.
What if she leaves her girdle or slip?
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:45 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
quote:
What if she leaves her girdle or slip?
Gingerly place it in her train case next to her rouge and mink stole… like a real gentleman, duh
Posted on 12/27/24 at 11:50 pm to Slagathor
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Gingerly place it in her train case
chugga chugga chugga chugga
Choo. Choo.

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