re: Words and Phrases YOU Use at Work (no expletives)

From a recent training. I heard the following phrases in just five workdays:

1-Pressurize the borders of the situation
2-Granularity of the operation
3-What is the plan's center of gravity?
4-The center of gravity synergizes the plan
5-Let's crosswalk that idea
6-We're having a "wave top" conversation
7-Frame the problems
8-Are all the plans nested
9-There's too much asymmetrical conversation here
10-The altitude of the planning effort
11-You need to bracket the idea
12-Let's put some meat on the bones
13-Feed the product
14-Let's chew on that one a bit
15-Let's not drill down too deep
16-You have to be an action shaper
17-It's an intelligence product
18-I'm gonna push pause on that
19-You have to distill the guidance
20-You have to float the proper target
21-You have to draw the curtain back for a staff estimate
22-Be sure not to drag it into the weeds
23-Bucket that task
24-We are top-down driven for a single-battle concept
25-You need to drive the plan
26-I can't put your foot on the gas pedal
27-It's a qualitative lookup
28-You need to be able to lift 'n shift
29-Are we nested under the ops order correctly?
30-Let's open the kimono and get a better look
31-We can't boil the ocean

"We're going to have to shite-can that idea"

"I need feedback on the aging DNs yesterday"

"I'm writing you up for insubordination"

"When I lose a work hour to heat exhuastion, I'll req an HVAC expansion"

"We need more Transparency"

"How did [insert name here] get a job in banking?"

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