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re: Woodpecker issue at my house...need advice

Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:22 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:22 am to
It's pecking your house? There has to be some bugs in there that it's after. They don't just peck on things for the hell of it.

Wait until it's on the house pecking, blast it with a 12 gauge. You'll likely get it and the bugs in one shot.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:23 am to
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Never trust a woman to do a man's job.

If it's really bothering you, just shoot that bitch. But I would try the other things first.



I think I might.


Had a squirrel problem at my last house so I've got this sucker chilling in my garage and it never gets used:

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:24 am to
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It's pecking your house? There has to be some bugs in there that it's after. They don't just peck on things for the hell of it.

Wait until it's on the house pecking, blast it with a 12 gauge. You'll likely get it and the bugs in one shot.



I think its called "drumming" according to google machine. They mark their territory.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74665 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:24 am to
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Tried. Now I've got a second hole in my dick.

My piss comes out like a shower head.



I'd consider this a more disturbing and pressing matter than what's happening to your house. You can get another house, but you only have the one dick.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:24 am to
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I'd consider this a more disturbing and pressing matter than what's happening to your house. You can get another house, but you only have the one dick.



I'm looking at this glass half-full. Now I can R.Kelly two chicks at the same time.

Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
15117 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:25 am to
pew pew pew
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62210 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:26 am to
quote:

I think its called "drumming" according to google machine


Interesting. I've only ever seen them pecking trees.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32430 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:27 am to
I had the same problem with a cardinal singing every morning BEFORE dawn right by my bedroom window. Bought some .22 rat shot and let's just say I don't have that problem anymore.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:29 am to
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I had the same problem with a cardinal singing every morning BEFORE dawn right by my bedroom window. Bought some .22 rat shot and let's just say I don't have that problem anymore.



Damn.

We have dozens of cardinals around our place. Pretty birds, but they've never made any noise. My neighbor actually feeds those, but she assured me that the woodpecker doesn't eat bird seed, just bugs.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 10:33 am to
Alright guys,
You've convinced me. Thing is gettin' got. I'll post update after my hunt.

Might put on my duck blind gear and hang out in the bushes with a 6-pack
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80857 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:11 am to
I had a song bird do that at my house as well. I put a rubber snake on the tree branch and it stopped.
Posted by highpockets
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2015
2117 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:42 am to
Killing song birds is low life beta crap. It is now mating season, woodpeckers drum, mocking birds sing 24/7, and cardinals will attack their reflections in the windows.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8974 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:47 am to
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Killing song birds is low life beta crap. It is now mating season, woodpeckers drum, mocking birds sing 24/7, and cardinals will attack their reflections in the windows.


Easy there Greenpeace. Isn't there a slaughterhouse to covertly film somewhere?
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 11:48 am
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:51 am to
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You've got to demonstrate dominance. Have you tried mounting it?


Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:53 am to
put aluminum where it's hitting your house, they hate the sound.
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25249 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 11:53 am to
I had two attacking my house as well this summer. Ended up in a rock fight and didn't see them again.




... till fall. I looked out the window and there were 10+ in my front yard. I prepped for war, assuming they were back for revenge, but they focused on the yard and left the house alone.

On a side note, if it keeps attacking your place, you've probably got some sort of insect problem.
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 11:54 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:02 pm to
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Downy Woodpecker
You're lucky it isn't a schizo woodpecker. Those things are nuts
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45204 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:04 pm to
Lucky you don't have the metal chimney exhaust on your roof. You'd think you're inside a jackhammer when they start pecking at it.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12214 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:34 pm to
I have a brick chimney with a metal spark arrester/rain shield on top. There's a woodpecker around here who occasionally gets up there and hammers the shite out of it. He doesn't do it all that often so it takes a minute or so for me to figure out what's happening when he starts.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45204 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:24 pm to
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have a brick chimney with a metal spark arrester/rain shield on top. There's a woodpecker around here who occasionally gets up there and hammers the shite out of it. He doesn't do it all that often so it takes a minute or so for me to figure out what's happening when he starts.
Same. I don't know how he can stand it, its an earth-shattering sound.
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