- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Woodpecker issue at my house...need advice
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:28 pm to highpockets
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:28 pm to highpockets
quote:
It is now mating season
In the southern hemisphere maybe. Not in the US.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:32 pm to The Mick
I played a lot of tennis when I was younger and had more energy. The light poles at one location where I played often had plastic and aluminum housings over the fixtures. The woodpeckers loved those things. We would stop playing and laugh our asses off every time they did it.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:33 pm to highpockets
quote:
Killing song birds is low life beta crap. It is now mating season, woodpeckers drum, mocking birds sing 24/7, and cardinals will attack their reflections in the windows.
Fuuuuuck off. This drumming motherfricker has woken my wife and I up about 10 times now at dawn for over a month. All of the "non-lethal" solutions have been attempted. It isn't focusing on one area of the house. Hell, it goes after places that aren't even wood.
I'm not even a hunter. I don't like killing animals very much (although I do love meat). What I do like, and cherish, is sleep. This little demon needs to go.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:34 pm to JoePepitone
I have a bird feeder and I promise you the kind of woodpecker in the picture eats birdseed.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:35 pm to JoePepitone
quote:
I played a lot of tennis when I was younger and had more energy. The light poles at one location where I played often had plastic and aluminum housings over the fixtures. The woodpeckers loved those things. We would stop playing and laugh our asses off every time they did it.
Man, we have a light pole with lantern in front of our house and it goes after it too. In fact, I think that might be where I stalk and wait for it. Great hiding bushes about 20 ft away
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:36 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Peckerwood issue at my house...need advice
read it this way initially
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:36 pm to bird35
quote:
I have a bird feeder and I promise you the kind of woodpecker in the picture eats birdseed.
THAT BITCH.
She's the one trying to get rid of it and simultaneously feeding other birds constantly. She goes in her backyard and throws handfuls of birdseed into the woods.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:47 pm to JoePepitone
There are some that are endangered and if you see one that is on the list(There are pictures of them somewhere)they will pay you some good money to tell them where it is.
Saw an article last year about it. I don`t remember who will pay you, but it was a nice chunk of change.
Saw an article last year about it. I don`t remember who will pay you, but it was a nice chunk of change.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:51 pm to TheCaterpillar
When I had that problem (cedar siding), I hung some of these near his favorite spots:
It worked. He left and never returned.
PS - I hung them by suspending them via string, so they blew in the breeze (as opposed to affixing them stationary to the side of the house).
It worked. He left and never returned.
PS - I hung them by suspending them via string, so they blew in the breeze (as opposed to affixing them stationary to the side of the house).
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:55 pm to TheCaterpillar
This thread gets a lot better if you replace "woodpecker" with "BBC" and "house" with "wife"
Also... Pics of wife
Also... Pics of wife
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:56 pm to LucasP
quote:
Your worst than Hitler.
Guarantee the Third Reich had a department of proofreading.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:17 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:Did you try fricking your neighbor?
TheCaterpillar
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:29 pm to LSU999
quote:
Look up Ivory billed woodpecker and see if thats what he looks like. They were offering $50,000 for the location of one. check the link. It says arkansas area. but you never know.
DAMN!
Its definitely the downy one. I've seen it up close through my bedroom window.
We made eye contact and he basically told me to frick off.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:31 pm to JoePepitone
quote:
Make sure your aim is good. I foresee a trip to the penalty box for you if you shoot up the light fixture.
I'll take some shooting practice to make sure the scope is lined up and not taking the shot unless he's on top of the metal housing and not near the glass.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:37 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
Lets see... a catapiller worried about a bird.
Yep, this thread is legit
Yep, this thread is legit
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:17 pm to ksayetiger
Is it nesting in your house in the attic or in a gable vent?
If not, as mentioned before, put a food source out close to the area he frequents and he'll take to that, especially if it's plentiful and easier than drilling. It also might bring around more avian competition that could possibly run him off.
If not, as mentioned before, put a food source out close to the area he frequents and he'll take to that, especially if it's plentiful and easier than drilling. It also might bring around more avian competition that could possibly run him off.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:20 pm to cleeveclever
quote:
Is it nesting in your house in the attic or in a gable vent?
Nope. He is somewhere in the woods behind my place, but there is a fence and property line so I can't follow.
Food source such as?
My limited research has said it is "drumming" and not looking for food. It will peck against any and all surfaces and for short time.
But I'll tell my neighbor to try a food source if you give me a good one.
Popular
Back to top



0



