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re: Woodpecker issue at my house...need advice

Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13231 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:28 pm to
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It is now mating season


In the southern hemisphere maybe. Not in the US.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12213 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:32 pm to
I played a lot of tennis when I was younger and had more energy. The light poles at one location where I played often had plastic and aluminum housings over the fixtures. The woodpeckers loved those things. We would stop playing and laugh our asses off every time they did it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:33 pm to
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Killing song birds is low life beta crap. It is now mating season, woodpeckers drum, mocking birds sing 24/7, and cardinals will attack their reflections in the windows.




Fuuuuuck off. This drumming motherfricker has woken my wife and I up about 10 times now at dawn for over a month. All of the "non-lethal" solutions have been attempted. It isn't focusing on one area of the house. Hell, it goes after places that aren't even wood.

I'm not even a hunter. I don't like killing animals very much (although I do love meat). What I do like, and cherish, is sleep. This little demon needs to go.

Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13734 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:34 pm to
I have a bird feeder and I promise you the kind of woodpecker in the picture eats birdseed.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

I played a lot of tennis when I was younger and had more energy. The light poles at one location where I played often had plastic and aluminum housings over the fixtures. The woodpeckers loved those things. We would stop playing and laugh our asses off every time they did it.



Man, we have a light pole with lantern in front of our house and it goes after it too. In fact, I think that might be where I stalk and wait for it. Great hiding bushes about 20 ft away
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 1:37 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:36 pm to
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Peckerwood issue at my house...need advice


read it this way initially
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:36 pm to
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I have a bird feeder and I promise you the kind of woodpecker in the picture eats birdseed.



THAT BITCH.

She's the one trying to get rid of it and simultaneously feeding other birds constantly. She goes in her backyard and throws handfuls of birdseed into the woods.

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12213 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:40 pm to
Make sure your aim is good. I foresee a trip to the penalty box for you if you shoot up the light fixture.
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9263 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:47 pm to
There are some that are endangered and if you see one that is on the list(There are pictures of them somewhere)they will pay you some good money to tell them where it is.

Saw an article last year about it. I don`t remember who will pay you, but it was a nice chunk of change.
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3984 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:51 pm to
When I had that problem (cedar siding), I hung some of these near his favorite spots:



It worked. He left and never returned.

PS - I hung them by suspending them via string, so they blew in the breeze (as opposed to affixing them stationary to the side of the house).
Posted by SoFresh
New Orleans
Member since May 2010
3089 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:55 pm to
This thread gets a lot better if you replace "woodpecker" with "BBC" and "house" with "wife"

Also... Pics of wife
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30044 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:56 pm to
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Your worst than Hitler.



Guarantee the Third Reich had a department of proofreading.
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9263 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:03 pm to
Look up Ivory billed woodpecker and see if thats what he looks like. They were offering $50,000 for the location of one. check the link. It says arkansas area. but you never know.

LINK
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:17 pm to
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TheCaterpillar
Did you try fricking your neighbor?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Look up Ivory billed woodpecker and see if thats what he looks like. They were offering $50,000 for the location of one. check the link. It says arkansas area. but you never know.



DAMN!

Its definitely the downy one. I've seen it up close through my bedroom window.

We made eye contact and he basically told me to frick off.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Make sure your aim is good. I foresee a trip to the penalty box for you if you shoot up the light fixture.





I'll take some shooting practice to make sure the scope is lined up and not taking the shot unless he's on top of the metal housing and not near the glass.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56631 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:37 pm to
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drop this thing with my high-powered pellet gun

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:40 pm to
Lets see... a catapiller worried about a bird.

Yep, this thread is legit
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:17 pm to
Is it nesting in your house in the attic or in a gable vent?

If not, as mentioned before, put a food source out close to the area he frequents and he'll take to that, especially if it's plentiful and easier than drilling. It also might bring around more avian competition that could possibly run him off.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:20 pm to
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Is it nesting in your house in the attic or in a gable vent?



Nope. He is somewhere in the woods behind my place, but there is a fence and property line so I can't follow.

Food source such as?

My limited research has said it is "drumming" and not looking for food. It will peck against any and all surfaces and for short time.

But I'll tell my neighbor to try a food source if you give me a good one.

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