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Wonder Woman's lack of armpit hair triggers SJW's

Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:50 am
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10093 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:50 am


With palpable excitement surrounding the film’s release, the latest trailer, which can be viewed below, has sparked new controversy. Through careful analysis, the internet has exposed a perhaps, not-so wonderful aspect of DC Comics’ newest incarnation of the classic, girl-power superheroine: She has no armpit hair.

The lack of body hair on the female warrior makes us wonder if feminism was swept aside in favor of achieving the ideal female aesthetic. “It’s really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life, is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits,” Refinery29 explained, “That is a time-consuming process and she’s a little too busy training ‘10 times harder’ with the Amazons so that she can, you know, save the world.”

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Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:52 am to
lol I think between me and make me a sandwich girl we both could afford to skip a meal
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15164 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:52 am to
I've determined I hate people...

besides some of the OT
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:52 am to
I'd make Gal Gadot a sandwich. The second one not so much.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59558 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to
i bet the author doesn't look like Gadot


she fine as frog's hair
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65498 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to
wait til they see her hairless cooter !
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66871 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to
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Refinery29 explained


I'm having trouble giving any fricks about Refinery29's musings
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 8:54 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
9994 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:53 am to
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worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits


I'm only worried about the bleaching part.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18249 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:55 am to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19666 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:57 am to
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That is a time-consuming process and she’s a little too busy training ‘10 times harder’ with the Amazons


If she wasn't a woman she wouldn't have to train 10 times harder.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 8:57 am
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:58 am to


I don't have enough ingredients.
Posted by Mouthulcer
Metairie
Member since Feb 2015
639 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:59 am to
If they are feminist they should be happy that the female had a choice wether or not to bleach her armpits (for the movie) and that she is probably the highest paid person in the movie.

Also, a MALE director wouldn't have overlooked that glaring plot hole.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 9:01 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 8:59 am to
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It’s really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life, is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits

Well, you see, that's where her logic is flawed.

Women strive to look superficially beautiful mainly to make other women jealous, so an island full of them would be like Victoria's Secret Christmas Special.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:00 am to
My motto:

Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:01 am to
Her lack of body hair triggers me to throw rope.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:02 am to
quote:

The lack of body hair on the female warrior makes us wonder if feminism was swept aside in favor of achieving the ideal female aesthetic. “It’s really hard to believe that Wonder Woman, who has been on an island filled with strong women her entire life, is worried about waxing and then bleaching her pits,” Refinery29 explained, “That is a time-consuming process and she’s a little too busy training ‘10 times harder’ with the Amazons so that she can, you know, save the world.”


Hours at the salon to get her hair looking great and putting on makeup every morning is cool though.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71980 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:02 am to
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Women strive to look superficially beautiful mainly to make other women jealous, so an island full of them would be like Victoria's Secret Christmas Special.
End of discussion and start of the erection.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21397 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:05 am to
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The lack of body hair on the female warrior


I'll need proof of this statement before I decide on my "reaction".
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:05 am to
quote:

Well, you see, that's where her logic is flawed.

Women strive to look superficially beautiful mainly to make other women jealous


So, so, so true.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29189 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:06 am to
These SJW's need to go to work or something. Must be nice to worry about such dumb shite as this.
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