re: Women draw their ideal penis... One draws a fist.

Posted by BIGFOOD

Member since Jun 2011

13032 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 12:51 am to FLBooGoTigs1

quote:
Bigfood frick all this dick talk who is the girl in your avy?

Jaime Koeppe

Posted by Tigerswillprevail

Member since Nov 2011

3057 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 12:56 am to CptBengal

Only have a two incher but that little bastard is a throbber!

Posted by jimmy the leg

Member since Aug 2007

44288 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:01 am to Tigerswillprevail

My wife wanted ten inches...so I fricked her twice.

Posted by stout

Porte du Lafitte

Member since Sep 2006

182389 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:09 am to jimmy the leg

quote:
My wife wanted ten inches...so I fricked her twice.

Sounds like you still ower her.

Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger

Member since Nov 2012

36763 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:22 am to stout

Dem bitches must get disappointed a lot. Glad I can help oblige some of them

Posted by Hammertime

Will trade dowsing rod for titties

Member since Jan 2012

43031 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:25 am to CptBengal

Women are stupid and have no concept of length. It hurts probably 75% of them if you jam something too big in there. The other 25% seem to be bottomless

Posted by tidalmouse

Whatsamotta U.

Member since Jan 2009

30706 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:37 am to CptBengal

Going to be more bragging in this Thread than the 40 yard dash and the Bench Press Threads put together.

Posted by soccerfüt

Location: A Series of Tubes

Member since May 2013

74870 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:43 am to tidalmouse

My penis scored a scrate-up Fiddy on the Wunderlich and has a 36 inch Vertical Leap.

This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 7:44 am

Posted by Taurus

Loozianna

Member since Feb 2015

4955 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:53 am to Sentrius

quote:
From the base where the pubic hair is using a ruler.

I'm an exactly on the dot 8 inches and no it's not totally awesome to live with.

You know how I know you're insecure? Oh, ironic you have 8 downvotes too.

Posted by gamecocks22

Member since Dec 2012

4913 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:54 am to FLBooGoTigs1

quote:
I know first hand about how evil one's can be

Subtle brag

Do you know what subtle means?

Posted by gooch11

Member since Jan 2015

108 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 7:57 am to Walt OReilly

quote:
When you boys measure your penises do you use a ruler, tape measure or what ??? I've never measured mine

Tape measure would be okay, but a ruler is too short.

Posted by Croacka

Denham Springs

Member since Dec 2008

61451 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:03 am to gooch11

What is the statistical average for a white male?

Just curious

Not like I've ever measured or anything

Posted by jlc05

Member since Nov 2005

33414 posts

Posted on 4/16/15 at 8:36 am to Croacka

Probably about 5 to 5.5". There was a study published just recently by the Brits that had the avg at about 5.5. Study population wasnt just white males.