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Woman’s spaghetti is found to be scrotally unacceptaball.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:07 pm
Spaghetti balls
Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was sure would give her that extra edge and earn herself the blue ribbon she so desired.
Anders worked as a morgue assistant for the County Williamson. For the 11 months leading up the cook-off, Linda collected the testes from deceased adult males. She would slice ’em, dice ’em and sew ’em up without attracting attention. And who was going to notice the missing balls of a dead man anyway?
The night before the cook-off Linda was hard at work preparing her sauce and dropping balls. The next day when the judges went around tasting all the contestant's entries, her table had the most attention. Judges were going back for second helpings, something they had never done with her previous entries. The time for the judges to crown a winner was soon approaching. One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Linda Anders's dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle!
The judge chomped down on a meatball and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth and the jig was up. Upon closer inspection of Anders's meatballs, a discovery was made. The meatballs were not meatballs in the traditional sense, but human testicles. Anders was arrested on site without incident. When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had won the cook-off.
Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was sure would give her that extra edge and earn herself the blue ribbon she so desired.
Anders worked as a morgue assistant for the County Williamson. For the 11 months leading up the cook-off, Linda collected the testes from deceased adult males. She would slice ’em, dice ’em and sew ’em up without attracting attention. And who was going to notice the missing balls of a dead man anyway?
The night before the cook-off Linda was hard at work preparing her sauce and dropping balls. The next day when the judges went around tasting all the contestant's entries, her table had the most attention. Judges were going back for second helpings, something they had never done with her previous entries. The time for the judges to crown a winner was soon approaching. One judge went back for thirds. Only there would be a problem on that third plate of spaghetti that would derail all of Linda Anders's dreams. That problem… a prosthetic testicle!
The judge chomped down on a meatball and the silicone rubber testicle filled with saline exploded into his mouth and the jig was up. Upon closer inspection of Anders's meatballs, a discovery was made. The meatballs were not meatballs in the traditional sense, but human testicles. Anders was arrested on site without incident. When asked if she would like an attorney, she would only respond by inquiring if she had won the cook-off.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:08 pm to SECdragonmaster
Carterville Mountain Oysters. Yum
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:10 pm to SECdragonmaster
things got pretty testy when the judges realized they were eating human balls.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:10 pm to SECdragonmaster
This can’t be real, c’mon….
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:11 pm to SECdragonmaster
wait 'til you hear where she got the noodles.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:12 pm to SECdragonmaster
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:14 pm to SECdragonmaster
Bully sticks that you give your dog as a treat are made from bulls’ dicks. This is a fact. OP’s story is not.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:14 pm to SECdragonmaster
Well apparently human balls taste good. I will ask my wife when I get home.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:15 pm to moontigr
Still, just posting that story took some balls...
Posted on 8/4/22 at 4:47 pm to SECdragonmaster
Oh.... My... God. :yack:
Posted on 8/4/22 at 5:07 pm to moontigr
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Fake LINK
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Posted on 8/4/22 at 5:15 pm to SECdragonmaster
The balls of this woman.
Posted on 8/4/22 at 5:33 pm to SECdragonmaster
That’s some Eric Cartman shite
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