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re: Woman with machete forces ex-boyfriend to have sex with her

Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52297 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Mears, 19 years old, has been charged with two felonies: aggravated burglary, and assault with a weapon. She has also been charged with the following misdemeanors: unlawful restraint; partner/family member assault; and two counts of criminal mischief.


She broke into a man's home forced intercourse on him under the threat of serious bodily harm, and they're not charging her rape.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:23 pm to
i'm gonna look her up when i get there. she should be out on bail by then. I'm gonna get me some machete sex .
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:25 pm to


Her FB profile pic
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:27 pm to
I have a machete and an ex...could have been me
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:27 pm to


I’ll pass on submitting my tip I think
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25004 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Those strange times when you can't tell if it's a fear-boner or just a boner



doesn't matter had secks?
Posted by Kryptonite88
Member since Jun 2018
74 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:28 pm to
WOOD - then she will chop my wood with her machete.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:29 pm to
Didn't I see that it was the Bobbit anniversary or something today

NASA should look into a 25 year dick chopping comet or something.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2330 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm getting it up in that situation.


This. How in the hell can you even think about having sex with her when she is wielding a freakin' machete?

Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:33 pm to
Don't you just hate those times when you're scared for your life and then your dick gets rock hard?

My condolences.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69094 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:34 pm to
She looks like she smells of sour milk
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:35 pm to
That dude must have a hammer
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44946 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:38 pm to
If she’s wet enough she could get a soft one in there. Then nature takes over.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63414 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:38 pm to
Seriously if this isn’t rape I don’t know what is
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72131 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

That's the standard face white dudes make when they make eye contact with a stranger. I'm super guilty of it. Usually pair it with an awkward little head nod.


I laughed harder at this than I have at anything in a few weeks. I’m 110 percent guilty.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72131 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 1:52 pm to
She looks like a cross between Winona Ryder, Rachel Leigh cook, and meth.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122195 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

She looks like she smells of sour milk



A mix of sour milk and moth balls.
Posted by Lvillian
Atlanta
Member since May 2017
162 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:10 pm to
Also from her fb

“I'm married to my love Stephen so don't even try to get with me block me if I try”

Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15792 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Also from her fb


Which one?

She apaprently has about 5

ETA:
This post was edited on 6/26/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14958 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

She looks sorry.

She looks determined.
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