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re: Woman Sues Samsung For $1.8 Million After Cell Phone Gets Stuck Inside Her VJ

Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:42 am to
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:42 am to
quote:

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.



And he didn't get laughed out of court?

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73671 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:42 am to
IWGTHPO

I would get the phone out
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:45 am
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24470 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:42 am to
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We need a link.




LINK

But that’s a satire site like the onion

quote:

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This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:44 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73671 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends


challenge accepted? I like this chick.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:44 am to
LIES!!!!!!!!!

Debunked

I'm assuming the source is here.
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The real question:
Do OP know this and try to perpetrate a fraud on the members of the OT or were they also duped?
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:47 am
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:46 am to
She will probably get a settlement. People are stupid. She deserves a punch in the nose.

ETA: and I just saw it’s all satire. frick me, right?
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:47 am
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:47 am to
she looks like a person who went lawyer shopping to ask whos product she can stick up her vag and then sue them over it
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:50 am to
And why would we need to have a warning that this shouldn't be done?
Whatever happened to good old fashioned shame? She sticks it up her vaj, gets it stuck and sues? Shouldn't she be embarrassed and humiliated into isolation?
Please be an Onion article.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6785 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:58 am to
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His CLIENT is also SUFFERING from even more STRESS
because she had no insurance


Surprised
Posted by tigerband6971
hammond,la
Member since Sep 2018
127 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:00 pm to
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The real question:
Do OP know this and try to perpetrate a fraud on the members of the OT or were they also duped?


Shamefully, I was taken in..

Having said that, the seeds for an idea of a lawsuit I am sure have been planted in some lawyers mind..
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10481 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:17 pm to
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“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode and put it inside of me - just for fun of course,

Thats cool. But stick that law suit up your arse.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:27 pm to
Must have been on vibrate mode and she had her BFF sending text.
Posted by Squedunk
Texas Hill Country
Member since Jun 2008
810 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:16 pm to
The attorney should be shot.
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