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re: Woman left with horrific injuries after sex toy ‘dragged through body’ during MRI scan
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:02 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:02 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Honestly, what’s wrong with people nowadays? You’re so freaking perverted you can’t go to get an MEI without having a butt plug?!?
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:10 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Rectum? Damn near killed em.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:12 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I’m realizing that my life has been pretty sheltered. I never hung out with a chick that just walks around with a butt plug in.
I should have expanded my youthful horizons a bit more.
I should have expanded my youthful horizons a bit more.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:12 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Why would anyone go get an MRI with a plug in their butt?
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:15 pm to LRB1967
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Why would anyone go get an MRI with a plug in their butt?
Imitating the Jackass stunt with a toy matchbox car up the rectum?
Thought it would vibrate while in the machine?
That's all I got
This post was edited on 1/18/25 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:29 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Welp, she used to do butt stuff

Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:29 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough!
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:31 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Talk about sh*t going sideways….
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:45 pm to MizunoDude
A 23 yr old. She’ll be damn tough at 28
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:57 pm to SDTiger15
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I never hung out with a chick that just walks around with a butt plug in.
You don't know that for sure.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 9:59 pm to ChiTownBammer
The odds are low, but never zero.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 10:04 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Yep. There's a lot wrong with that picture. That's definitely gonna leave a mark. Bet the MRI tech freaked out when the patient freaked out in the tube.
Posted on 1/18/25 at 11:14 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
This is right up there with the couple using a dildo on a sawzall. Dude put it on the blade and didn't realize the blade would chew through the dildo.
Posted on 1/19/25 at 12:00 am to LSUGUMBO
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I’m pretty sure I would remove anything ‘nonessential’ whether I thought it would interfere with the machine or not.
I do my best to remove everything nonessential every day. I try to keep it as empty as possible.
Posted on 1/19/25 at 12:18 am to molsusports
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Rectum? Damn near killed em.
nailed it
Posted on 1/19/25 at 7:38 am to Darth_Vader
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Honestly, what’s wrong with people nowadays? You’re so freaking perverted you can’t go to get an MEI without having a butt plug?!?
Sodom and Gomorrah level stuff is occurring. Moral compass is broken.
This post was edited on 1/19/25 at 7:39 am
Posted on 1/19/25 at 10:23 am to dalefla
Apparently, following the warnings and rules can be a pain in the arse.
Posted on 1/19/25 at 10:23 am to dakarx
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Apparently, following the warnings and rules can be a pain in the arse.
no shite
Posted on 1/19/25 at 10:33 am to Dissident Aggressor
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lotta freaks…
it's an honest mistake, who else rarely leaves home without their buttplug inserted?
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