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re: Woman gets swallowed whole by python

Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
6281 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:32 pm to
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I'm not clicking on it, but how did she get surprised by a python?


Their camo is really good. Once it bites a small woman it’s over.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8051 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:45 pm to
No womenz in the one I caught on my April trip to the Everglades.



Struck out on my May trip but did get 124 snakes, including another coral snake. Red touch yellow are the good ones, right?



Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
3697 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Their camo is really good. Once it bites a small woman it’s over.


Always look where you step.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
3697 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

No womenz in the one I caught on my April trip to the Everglades.


Nope. Nope. I would physically hurt someone if they came at me with one or tried to throw one towards me.

I'm not saying you, but do not approach me with a snake or attempt to get a joke from it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
73999 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:59 pm to
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Nope. Nope. I would physically hurt someone if they came at me with one or tried to throw one towards me.

I'm not saying you, but do not approach me with a snake or attempt to get a joke from it.


We know.

Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19825 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:14 pm to
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Funny, I recently searched “woman swallows Python whole”
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6633 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:15 pm to
Mind your own business.
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
4651 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:21 pm to
Who wrote this caption and how did Fox News not catch it

quote:

A missing woman was found swallowed whole by a reticulated python in Indonesia. Locals the 16 foot snake open and recovered her body, authorities said.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55299 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:27 pm to
Remind me to stay away from vacationing in Indonesia
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3808 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:36 pm to
I lived in Florida back in the 90's. Don't know about now but back then you could just about buy any animal. Well my dumb arse young self thought it would be cool to buy a reticulated Python. Came home from work and my wife was outside. Snake was only six feet at the time but it chased her out of the house.

Long story short we gave it away. Probably ended up in the Everglades. Those damn snakes are the pitbull of snakes.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19760 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:40 pm to
I’m glad I live in a part of the world where I don’t have to worry about something jumping out of the water or bushes and eating me.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33373 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:49 pm to
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I’m glad I live in a part of the world where I don’t have to worry about something jumping out of the water or bushes and eating me.
Where do you live?

Pretty sure there’s probably some wild animal that could kill you.
This post was edited on 6/8/24 at 4:51 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19760 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:56 pm to
Right outside of Columbia SC. Too far north for gators and too far South for bears.

Obviously snake bites could be a problem but no mauling risk I can imagine as long as I stay out of certain neighborhoods.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29693 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 4:58 pm to
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Louisiana has its fair share of problems, but thankfully, man eating snakes isn’t one.


Your dad being a snake swallowing man is enough.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101789 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17517 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Last year, residents of Southeast Sulawesi's Tinanggea district killed a monster 26-foot-long python, which was found strangling and eating a local farmer, according to AFP.

In 2018, a 54-year-old woman was found dead inside a 23-foot-long snake in Southeast Sulawesi's Muna town.


Why tf do these things still exist. I feel like 20 foot snakes were supposed to go extinct with the dinosaurs a million years ago.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6404 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:14 pm to
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Columbia…too far north for gators…


Don’t bet the ranch on that. There were two found in the Columbia Canal and some local lake this past March.
Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
17479 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:18 pm to
Pocket knife. I’d carved that bitch arse snake into jap dicks.
Posted by Da Sheik
Trump Tower
Member since Sep 2007
9159 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:21 pm to
Climate Change mane
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4069 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

If a grizzly gets you, he starts eating you while you’re alive and conscious.


bullshite. I’d be passed out or dead of a heart attack.
This post was edited on 6/8/24 at 5:27 pm
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