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re: Woman Finds Naked Man With Her Pitbull -- And It Gets Weirder From There

Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:15 am to
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:15 am to
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The man started to ‘gazelle’ across the yard, saying ‘Today is the day!’ and ‘I am the anti-Christ and you’re going to die with me,’” Woodruff told the paper. “He kept saying he was with ISIS and he had Ebola, that he gave the dog Ebola.” Okay

See, it's that first descriptive, "gazelle," that really makes it a quality story. It really lays the groundwork for a good mental image.
Posted by DD44
Member since Oct 2014
41 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:23 am to
shrooms... Gotta be.
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9495 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:34 am to
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Acting on a hunch the man may be suffering from mental illness, police took him to St. Mary’s Hospital, where he was later committed.


A hunch? What tipped them off?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68783 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:43 am to
You are on a roll!
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:07 am to
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‘Today is the day!’


Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4362 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:09 am to
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Bath Salts... Gotta be.


FIFY
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:13 am to
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“He kept saying he was with ISIS and he had Ebola, that he gave the dog Ebola.”


Got a Hondo that says that fool posts....errr Posted here..
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19153 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:40 am to
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she was forced to hold him at gunpoint to stop him from raping her dog


Lawyer will argue that if the dog didn't say "NO" then it was consensual....
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 2:38 pm to
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That would be like naming your cat Moon Unit Zappa


My parents had a black poodle named Herschel Walker once.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58612 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 2:41 pm to
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monroe, LA


Hell that article had central Florida written all over according to the OT. Lol
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