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re: Woman dies after meat grinder accident

Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:37 am to
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:37 am to
Hmmm I'm craving some sausages for some reason
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92219 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Sometimes the daily grind of a job is just too much

but when your livelihood is on the cutting board you just have to succumb to the grind in order to achieve bigger and burger things
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:40 am to
Someone needs to deport that machine.


Have it's papers been checked?


Alert ICE


Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31551 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:41 am to
So.... the scene from Kingsman Golden Circle?

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76213 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:41 am to
can we toss the woman who threw the puppies in the dumpster into the grinder?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15271 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:01 am to
Pretty sure the answer to that question is going to be yes. This looks like a small meat processor. They ain’t springing for a new machine.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4526 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:11 am to
Yeah that's gotta be one of the worst ways to go. Knowing your impending doom is coming and just being slowly crushed into bits.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:18 am to





Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74829 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:20 am to

RA’ed

Move to the Rice Board
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9606 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:51 am to
Now she knows how those little male chickens feel.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 10:54 am to
quote:

meat grinder accident


I assume this is the way lots of gay dudes kick the bucket too
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 10:55 am
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17168 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:06 am to
I'm sorry Jill, but you've been Chopped!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76213 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:07 am to
quote:

I'm sorry Jill, but you've been Chopped!


you win
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 11:10 am
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Why???

Bury the machine for god's sake

shite. Just turn it back on. She'll come out.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 11:09 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92219 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:09 am to
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Just turn it on. She'll come out.

I sausage what you did there
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102653 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:35 am to
Her life ground to a halt











I’ll see myself out
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102653 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Firefighters spent about 45 minutes disassembling the large machine in an effort to recover the woman’s remains.


Why???

Bury the machine for god's sake



Wonder how they could tell the difference between human meat and ground chuck?!
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 12:36 pm to
Life insurance, no way to prove suicide. IF she had a policy.
Posted by DeathValley1924
Clear Lake, TX
Member since Aug 2006
756 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Jill Greninger, 35, was operating the machine Monday at the Economy Locker Storage Co. in Pennsdale when she either fell or was pulled into the device, the Lycoming County Coroner’s Office said.


Why is the name of the facility that is processing meat called the Economy Locker Storage Co?

Here is poor Jill.
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