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Wildfires, Coronavirus, Murder Hornets, and Now Big arse Lizard Invasion
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:18 pm
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Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:19 pm to dawgfan24348
Don’t forget the locust swarms in Africa.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:20 pm to dawgfan24348
That's a good photo!
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:21 pm to dawgfan24348
Maybe they’ll eat the murder hornets.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:23 pm to dawgfan24348
First you make a roux?
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:24 pm to High C
It's 2020 somehow they'll breed with the hornets and we'll get 4 foot flying, stinging lizards
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:25 pm to dawgfan24348
The shitty thing is I'll bet most of the South will be habitable for them. We might have to start collecting tails like nutria 
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:26 pm to dawgfan24348
how could anyone mistaken that for a baby alligator. Let the rednecks hunt them with .22, problem solved.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:26 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:
The DNR said many people report them to officials mistaking them for baby alligators.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:28 pm to dawgfan24348
Obligatory
Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, it's frickin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it shits
Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, it's frickin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it shits
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:29 pm to PrivatePublic
I bet that tail would be tasty fried
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:30 pm to dawgfan24348
Is this another case of mouth breathers buying them as pets and turning them loose once they get tired of taking care of them?
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:31 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:
DNR officials say Tegus will eat the eggs of ground-nesting birds—including quail and turkeys—and other reptiles, such as American alligators and gopher tortoises, which are protected species.
frick that. I don’t want these scaly bastards fricking up my quail and turkey hunts. Let’s kill em
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:32 pm to dawgfan24348
quote:
They will also eat chicken eggs, fruit, vegetables, plants, pet food, carrion and small live animals, from grasshoppers to young gopher tortoises.
Somebody fixin’ to be made into a nice clutch if they frick with my tomatoes.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:35 pm to dawgfan24348
Article said to notify DNR if seen dead or alive. I bet mostly will be dead once seen.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:38 pm to FreddieMac
quote:
Let the rednecks hunt them with .22, problem solved.
That sounds pretty fun actually
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:41 pm to reverendotis
quote:
Big lizard in my backyard
I would guess that I am one of the few in here that caught that reference.
This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 5/13/20 at 1:03 pm to dawgfan24348
Tanden II
Posted on 5/13/20 at 3:08 pm to Lonnie Utah
From Stewart
You know that Jonny Wurster kid
the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood.
He's a foreign kid.
Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack,
but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday,
all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man.
"Dad, get me a burrow owl.
I'll never Ask for anything else as long as I live."
Jon Wurster was the drummer for Superchunk.
Dead Milkmen fricking rocked, kids these days don't know shite about shite.
You know that Jonny Wurster kid
the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood.
He's a foreign kid.
Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack,
but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday,
all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man.
"Dad, get me a burrow owl.
I'll never Ask for anything else as long as I live."
Jon Wurster was the drummer for Superchunk.
Dead Milkmen fricking rocked, kids these days don't know shite about shite.
Posted on 5/13/20 at 4:15 pm to dawgfan24348
I'll bet it's every bit as good to eat as iguana.
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