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re: Wife thinks I'm an Alcoholic

Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:28 am to
Posted by Sugarbuggies
North Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
262 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:28 am to
Have you ever wondered if you are an alcoholic?
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
5479 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:37 am to
quote:

nobody has any clue that it isn’t water.


The Alcoholic Fallacy... no, everyone knows it isn’t water
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2191 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:39 am to
quote:

Is that more than half a fifth?


Is that a 10th?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48996 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:43 am to
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She's lost all sense of fun

She's going to frick like a rabbit when y'all divorce.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48996 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:44 am to
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First step is admitting you have a problem. Put the booze down, Namath

You don't even drink, you big poon.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17898 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:45 am to
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crap on Netflix


She sounds boring and fat, not to mention mean. Best wishes.

I Drink Alone
This post was edited on 11/1/20 at 7:46 am
Posted by Skaterboi
Member since Oct 2020
563 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Wife thinks I'm an Alcoholic
tell that bitch to grab an al-anon meeting and pick up a pizza on her way home.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78057 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:38 am to
I've had that happen too. Women hate men in the backyard sipping drinks, jamming and staring at fire.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10504 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:39 am to
Thanks for letting us know your wife is voting for Biden
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32725 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:42 am to
A few drinks while drinking alone is fine. 6 drinks deep and probably going to have more is a good sign you’re an alcoholic
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35297 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:13 am to
Alcoholics don’t mix with soda.

Your wife sounds dumb.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14906 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:17 am to
Here's one for you.

One night i was on the back patio. I was pissed off at work and miserable. This was long before I became a dad.
I drank an entire bottle of wine. I was seriously sloshed.
I went into our back bathroom and proceeded to piss on the floor (missed bowl rim) but finally corrected it.
I did not piss on the wall. But the house was brand new and my wife was pissed. I was so gone that I thought I saw her in two places at the same time.

She didn't say anything the next day. I never got that trashed again.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8209 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:17 am to
I never used to drink alone. For 15 years, I drank with Abby. Unfortunately, we had to put her down a few years ago. So, now I do sometimes drink alone.

It's hard to beat a dog as a drinking companion. They agree with everything you say, they don't steal your booze, they'll stay out on the deck as long as you want, and while they might snort about your cigar, they don't complain that much.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59137 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:20 am to
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She sounds boring and fat, not to mention mean

Nailed it. No woman should ever watch Netflix or want alone time.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82707 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:21 am to
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I drank an entire bottle of wine. I was seriously sloshed. I went into our back bathroom and proceeded to piss on the floor


You must not drink often?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31784 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:24 am to
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Have you ever wondered if you are an alcoholic?


That really is a key question. A ‘normal drinker’ doesn’t have to question themselves. I knew I had a drinking problem of some extent since within a year of taking my first drink. I didn’t realize the significance of it and exactly how negative of an impact is was going make on my life until much later.

I’m almost 5 years sober now, btw but I didn’t sober up until I was 40.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77748 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:26 am to
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No woman should ever watch Netflix or want alone time.


Posted by sosaysmorvant
River Parishes, LA
Member since Feb 2008
1462 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:28 am to
Sounds like my wife! Just pour up a 7th. frick it.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106109 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:38 am to
quote:

She sounds boring and fat, not to mention mean.


Because she watches Netflix and some alone time?




Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:21 am to
She’s probably putting a few fingers in herself.

Too bad you’re drunk and setting shite on fire instead of seizing that poon.
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