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re: Wife texted me a pic of one of her friends in a bikini

Posted on 6/7/22 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80218 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 7:41 pm to
Tel her how fat she looks but then make sure to rub one out later tonight just to make sure
This post was edited on 6/7/22 at 10:38 pm
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15598 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 9:42 pm to
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as a navy guy given your avatar I am very dissapointed.

Ghostrider, the pattern could have been very full.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 10:59 pm to
She wants you to point out something negative. Usually plastic surgery. Even if she's hotter than your wife. This is white lie time.

Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12618 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 11:19 pm to
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I think I'll pretend I didn't receive it.


You only have one real move left. Your wife has just about got you fully trapped. You post the picture here and then delete it off your phone and tell her not to send that shite.

Then you can open this thread and check her out anytime you want to.

Sounds like a win win to me.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9187 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 11:27 pm to
I got my sister in law (no pics but solid B cup at the time) to show me selfies of her tits PRE implant surgery all with the blessing of my wife (no pics)…I have no idea how I pulled it off, but it’s one of my greatest life successes to this point. It felt Jedi mind trick-ish. I’ve found that if you ask, they might say yes. Shooters shoot.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65617 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 11:31 pm to
A moobs image posted back in the day.

Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 11:32 pm to
IWNHI
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 6/7/22 at 11:57 pm to
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Some of you are such fricking losers. What are you going to do? Jerk off to a chick in a swimsuit? Dear God


Saya the loser frick who click on a thread about a bikini pic!

Jackass
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20713 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 12:28 am to
I had a strange number one time text me asking if I was such and such and did I wanna go out. She sent me tit pics.

I texted back sorry wrong number

GF (now ex) admitted it was one of her friends testing me. Need flash I’m not dumb
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5844 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 7:08 am to
She wants you to admit you would bang her.

It will give her justification when she tells you she has been banging (or scissoring) her and that's why she is leaving you.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7695 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 7:29 am to
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Wife texted me a pic of one of her friends in a bikini


Does said friend have bigger tits than your wife?

Was it just a pick of her friend or was it a group pic?

Why did your wife send you the pic? Was she talking shite about her friend or complementing her?
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11701 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 7:32 am to
If you had any balls you would make it your screensaver to your phone.
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2240 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:06 am to
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I’ve found that if you ask, they might say yes. Shooters shoot.



It was my fave move back in my single days at bars - I’d say either…your boobs are fake or they are real - depending on the obvious opposite and the ladies would either pull them out to let me see or let me feel them to see lol


Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:11 am to
It's weird to me that so many itt are terrified of their wives such that they are afraid to respond.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7491 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:12 am to
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Friends of your wife/gf are instantly 2 or 3 points hotter than they would be otherwise



This is so enlightening
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:18 am to
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. I’ve found that if you ask, they might say yes.


oh absolutely, especially if they've had a boob job, they want to show them off, back in the days before everyone walking around with a camera in their pocket, having a camera around was a huge temptation for them too, they(in the day,) love to have their picture taken, and when that camera starts rolling or snapping the inhibitions usually flew right out of the window
This post was edited on 6/8/22 at 8:24 am
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16479 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:20 am to
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I had a strange number one time text me asking if I was such and such and did I wanna go out. She sent me tit pics.

I texted back sorry wrong number

GF (now ex) admitted it was one of her friends testing me. Need flash I’m not dumb


So were they actually her friend's tits or just some random tits she sent you a pic of?
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:40 am to
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back in the days before everyone walking around with a camera in their pocket, having a camera around was a huge temptation for them too


Yep, as we have observed previously. Before the internet young women did not have the concern that their images might be broadcast.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
15547 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 8:57 am to
I'm sure you're only the 1000th guy to see the pics. Its all over fb and IG.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1130 posts
Posted on 6/8/22 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Wife texted me a pic of one of her friends in a bikini


We all know the "friend in a bikini" was a dude.
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