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Wife insult rebuttals, what you got?

Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:05 pm
If you've been married long enough, your wife will eventually tell you that you don't do x right or you need to start fixing things.

How do you respond to the sarcastic nonsense to the one you are bound to?
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2504 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:06 pm to
Best to just absorb it and let her vent.


Then PIIHB for your revenge.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:06 pm to
Big D and I don't mean Dallas
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26988 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:06 pm to
Repairing items around the house cost one blowjob each.


You'll never hear from her again.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:07 pm to
Never underestimate the power of an unexpected donkey punch.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21259 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:08 pm to
I whip out my pecker and she instantly remembers who the alpha is.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24169 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:08 pm to
Leave your phone on the counter. Disappear for a couple hours. Come back with glitter on your collar.

Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14696 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:08 pm to
Tell her that whatever beauty cream she's using is not working and to try a different brand
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85804 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Repairing items around the house cost one blowjob each.


You'll never hear from her again
solid plan right here
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:10 pm to
Whip your dick out and tell her it's time to pay the rent
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:10 pm to
talk negative about her weight and family.
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:10 pm to
I would never harm my wife but I finally understand why dad did his.
This post was edited on 9/25/16 at 8:15 pm
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:10 pm to
Better sleep with one eye open you tell her that. Dickless come morning time
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14696 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:11 pm to
Tell her that her sister gives better head than she does.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:12 pm to
Dude, just go ahead and stick her tomatoes and lettuce in the microwave for 1.5 minutes on high and end her nonsense.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:13 pm to
Your dad harmed your wife. Now we got a thread
Posted by dunkelman
shreveport
Member since Oct 2005
1382 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:14 pm to
Your butt sure makes those pants look big.
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:21 pm to
I laugh along. Then remind her I'm the only one with an income.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 9/25/16 at 8:28 pm to
Act like you really care when someone tells you something, but completely ignoring whatever is being said is the way to do things.
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