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re: Wife found a couple stretch marks on my arse

Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9557 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Keto


Is that a new version of a Little Debbie cake?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:44 pm to
She found a couple of stretch marks on my dick.


#GrowerNotShowerProblems
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:45 pm to
I left a couple stretch marks inside hers.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16213 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:51 pm to
You’re getting bad advice in this thread.

If a balloon had some wrinkles/imperfections, you’d blow more air into it to stretch the balloon tight. Figure out a way to get some volume in your butt. Implants, ice cream for breakfast, or an illegal home-based “doctor” who injects expanding Great Stuff foam into your cheeks - your call.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71829 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Says they need to go,


Tell her you're taking your stretched out arse and the billfold attached to it to her sister's house where the sandwiches and BJs are superior.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25098 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 7:53 pm to
Do more squats and make them worse
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:06 pm to
Subtle “I had sex” brag
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

Says they need to go,


your lady really cracks the whip, huh?
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:17 pm to
A woman of all people should know stretch marks dont just go away.

Has she ever had kids? If not, she's in for a rude awakening
Posted by Simmesport
ElDorado Ar
Member since Aug 2019
262 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:22 pm to
You are gay fat arse
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:24 pm to
^^ well that's not very nice
Posted by Simmesport
ElDorado Ar
Member since Aug 2019
262 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:29 pm to
It’s try baw
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:32 pm to
This is why we dont have a podcast.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:35 pm to
The vanity that some of you possess is only outdone by the fact that a "couple of stretchmarks" is detrimental to your relationship with your spouse. Real solid foundation you have there.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32432 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20377 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:44 pm to
And this is newsworthy for what reason?????
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:45 pm to
Throat frick her and see if she’s still sees them
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 8:59 pm to
Are you not aware tall people can have stretch marks too? A friend of mine from high school was 6'6", and he was covered in them. He wasn't fat at all.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5253 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:03 pm to
Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman!
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 9/26/19 at 9:12 pm to
I been had that since I was 12. Grew too fast I guess
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