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re: Why the hate for cargo shorts?

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Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:26 am to
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How would you know this if you have never worn any?


I wore them as a naïve teenager when I thought they were cool. I grew up.

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What the hell are you putting in them?



Nothing because those pockets suck

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Strange hill to die on...



I'll die on it everytime.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:28 am to
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Nothing because those pockets suck


then where do you put your tots!?
Posted by Korkstand
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:29 am to
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weight distribution on your hips is way more practical/comfortable than at your thighs
Sure if we're talking about any meaningful amount of weight. Anything less than a few pounds it's not really an issue. I'd rather distribute the volume around my legs than pack it all at my hips where it hinders arm motion.

If you had to choose one, cargo shorts or fanny pack?
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:29 am to
as if leftover tots are ever a thing
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:30 am to
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If you had to choose one, cargo shorts or fanny pack?


fanny pack, easily

Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:30 am to
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as if leftover tots are ever a thing


Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:31 am to
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No but my wife does, so a lot of times I carry her phone in one of my cargo pockets


Unless my wife is wearing a cocktail dress or better, she’s carrying her own phone. That just sets a bad precedent, otherwise

I also tell her not to pack a bag for a trip that she isn’t capable of carrying herself up a flight of stairs at a train station, but I tend to bend on that one more often than not
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:32 am to
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I grew up.


You did. Interesting...

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Nothing because those pockets suck




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I'll die on it everytime.


As I said earlier, you do you. No one cares.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:33 am to
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No one cares.


Eh. Several of you seem to care enough to keep this conversation going.

Let your legs breathe, Demon. Its good for your soul. Let them thighs breathe.
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:33 am to
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fanny pack, easily


Posted by Korkstand
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:34 am to
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fanny pack, easily
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:36 am to
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Eh. Several of you seem to care enough to keep this conversation going.


Just responding to you. Nothing more.

You ask questions, you're getting answers.

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Let your legs breathe, Demon. Its good for your soul. Let them thighs breathe.


How are they not breathing? Strange
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:36 am to
functional over fashion

I thought that is what we were embracing in this thread, no?
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:37 am to
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How are they not breathing? Strange


they are covered up with layers of fabric
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:38 am to
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functional over fashion I thought that is what we were embracing in this thread, no?


Like I said, you do you.

I just think it's funny.
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:39 am to
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they are covered up with layers of fabric


Damn baw, they're not made out of bomb proof material.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:40 am to
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Like I said, you do you.


I don't wear fanny packs, but if given the ultimatum, I absolutely would choose a fanny pack over cargo shorts because they serve a more functional purpose

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I just think it's funny.


why?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:42 am to
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why?


Cargo pockets are more functional. To me any way.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:42 am to
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Like I said, you do you.

I just think it's funny.


So, you're worrying about what other people wear. Got it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:43 am to
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So, you're worrying about what other people wear. Got it


See above

Reading comprehension isn't one of your strong suits, is it?

I honestly don't care. Doesn't affect my life one bit. Wear a pink tutu and a thong, if it makes you feel better.
This post was edited on 9/14/21 at 11:47 am
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