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re: Why the hate for cargo shorts?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:43 am to Salmon
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:43 am to Salmon
quote:Now you're just talking nonsense
I don't wear fanny packs, but if given the ultimatum, I absolutely would choose a fanny pack over cargo shorts because they serve a more functional purpose
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Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:44 am to DemonKA3268
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Cargo pockets are more functional. To me any way.
defend this because I don't see how
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:45 am to DemonKA3268
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See above
Reading comprehension isn't one of your strong suits, is it?
Oh, my reading comprehension is just fine. You're worrying about what other people wear.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:46 am to Korkstand
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Now you're just talking nonsense
1) fanny packs distribute the weight on your hips, which means you can carry more weight and its more comfortable
2) fanny packs come in lots of different sizes
3) fanny packs have different compartments
all of these things make fanny packs way more functional
both of y'all just defeated your entire argument about "functional over fashion" by making fun of fanny packs
This post was edited on 9/14/21 at 11:47 am
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:49 am to Salmon
quote:Are you hauling around lead ingots? How can you possibly load down a fanny pack (or cargo pants/shorts) with so much weight that it's a burden?
1) fanny packs distribute the weight on your hips, which means you can carry more weight and its more comfortable
quote:Cargos come in different sizes.
2) fanny packs come in lots of different sizes
quote:Cargos have different compartments that are easier to access one-handed.
3) fanny packs have different compartments
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:50 am to Mo Jeaux
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You're worrying about what other people wear.
Nope but you are.
Several posts to back it up as well.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:51 am to Salmon
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defend this because I don't see how
No need to. Not going to change your opinion.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:51 am to Korkstand
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Are you hauling around lead ingots?
maybe, who knows what I'll be forced to carry with my super manly lifestyle
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Cargos come in different sizes.
not as many as fanny packs
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Cargos have different compartments that are easier to access one-handed.
not as many as fanny packs
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:51 am to Salmon
quote:
quote:
Cargo pockets are more functional. To me any way.
defend this because I don't see how
They serve the same purpose of a fanny pack, without having to wear a retarded fanny pack. In general both are more functional than regular shorts. Cargo shorts win in functionality and fashion when we are talking about a fanny pack with regular shorts and it's one item with zero accessories.
As far as your comment about letting your legs breath, you do realize that they're still shorts right? It's like pants with the lower leg portion cut off making an open hole to breath. If you think the primary breathing occurs through the fabric, why don't you just cut off all of your pockets and wear a fanny pack.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:52 am to DemonKA3268
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Nope but you are.
I've already answered you on this. I'm shocked that it hasn't clicked with a fatty who loves his cargo shorts so much. Absolutely shocked.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:53 am to SirWinston
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Cargo shorts are probably more out of style than anything else in America right now. The picture below is the look that is in.
Trim, aesthetically pleasing, not bulky… the polar opposite of schlubby cargo shorts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:55 am to Steadyhands
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It's like pants with the lower leg portion cut off making an open hole to breath.
Right, which is what makes them so sloppy looking.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:57 am to Mo Jeaux
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I've already answered you on this
You did?
quote:
I'm shocked that it hasn't clicked with a fatty who loves his cargo shorts so much. Absolutely shocked.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
I'm just glad you didn't use the Marcia gif again. I was beginning to get . . . worried.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:02 pm to Mo Jeaux
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I was beginning to get . . . worried.
Didn't think you would be triggered so easily. I see I was wrong.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:05 pm to Mo Jeaux
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quote:
It's like pants with the lower leg portion cut off making an open hole to breath.
Right, which is what makes them so sloppy looking.
So now shorts are just sloppy, period? You were on the first couple pages saying how you can wear shorts and still look dressed up.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:08 pm to Salmon
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maybe, who knows what I'll be forced to carry with my super manly lifestyle
quote:What?! You clearly have not shopped for cargo pants/shorts.
not as many as fanny packs
quote:Same as above.
not as many as fanny packs
Look, let's attack this another way. Do you think that the standard array of 4 pockets (or sometimes 5 if you count the tiny one) on a regular pair of pants are the perfect number, size, and placement for storage?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:09 pm to Steadyhands
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So now shorts are just sloppy, period? You were on the first couple pages saying how you can wear shorts and still look dressed up.
Did you hear the whooshing sound as my point went over your head?
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:11 pm to DemonKA3268
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Didn't think you would be triggered so easily. I see I was wrong.
And you were just recently trying to throw shade about my reading comprehension. Maybe you, too, will one day learn about how ellipsis can function.
Posted on 9/14/21 at 12:14 pm to Mo Jeaux
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And you were just recently trying to throw shade about my reading comprehension.
Only after your false assumption. You know what assuming does, right?
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Maybe you, too, will one day learn about how ellipsis can function.
What did I remove?
Why so mad, Trigger?
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