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re: Why no Asian Jesus?

Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by RedWineMeNow
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:13 pm to
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I wouldnt lie to you


Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:23 pm to
How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?
Posted by TheDude321
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:42 pm to
Bethlehem (Jesus' birthplace) is in Asia.
Posted by Wild Thang
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 12:08 am to
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How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?



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Posted by VanCleef
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 1:05 am to
Jesus probably looked like Osama bin Laden, in terms of ethnic features.
How did the ignorant desert people who wrote fables that became the bible, somehow become greater than their Roman contemporaries who invented concrete, were master engineers, and master governors that inspired the modern enlightened world in which we live?
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 1:10 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 1:06 am to
He no education! \ /
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Posted by Socratics
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 1:25 am to
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Jesus was a Jew, blacks just demand to have everything. So funny haha.


1)Technically their are Black Jews and even eastern Asian jews but yeah he wasn't black\asian. I think many cultures adjust Jesus to better fit with their culture.

2)The typically pale skin depiction of Jesus is inaccurate as well. He didn't have blue eyes or long auburn hair.

3)Jesus was most likely olive skinned with shorter hair. The average Jew had darker skin back then.


quote:

Olive skin is a human skin color spectrum. It is often associated with pigmentation in the Type IV to Type V range of the Fitzpatrick scale.[1]

Type IV coloration is frequent among populations from the Mediterranean and parts of Latin America.[2] It corresponds with moderate brown, typical Mediterranean skin tones.[3] This skin tone rarely burns and always tans well.[4]

Type V coloration is frequent among populations from the Middle East,[3] the Mediterranean,[1] parts of Latin America, parts of Africa,[2] and the Indian subcontinent.[5] It corresponds with dark brown, Middle Eastern skin tones.[3] This skin tone is minimally reactive to ultraviolet radiation, rarely or very rarely burns, and tans quite easily.[4]


Jesus would be Arab or Non European White(Darkest White people that actually tan) |Romani (Gypsies), Persians, Kurds, Turks, Armenian, Greek ect..

FYI Arabs are Caucasian

So Jesus is Caucasian
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 2:43 am to
How many predominantly Asian Christian churches have you ever been in? I'll be awaiting your answer
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:02 am to
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Bethlehem (Jesus' birthplace) is in Asia.


This was the first thing that came to my mind. People can speculate Jesus's race (Brown, like all Israeli Jews). But he was definitely Asian. I don't think even the most hardcore white supremacist would deny that.
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:05 am to
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Jesus probably looked like Osama bin Laden, in terms of ethnic features.
How did the ignorant desert people who wrote fables that became the bible, somehow become greater than their Roman contemporaries who invented concrete, were master engineers, and master governors that inspired the modern enlightened world in which we live?



Maybe because they were actually a highly advanced civilization back then. Al gebra, Al chemy, etc. Basically, they invented a lot if mathematics and scientific principles. If it starts with Al, it wasn't invented by the Romans.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:06 am to
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This was the first thing that came to my mind. People can speculate Jesus's race (Brown, like all Israeli Jews). But he was definitely Asian. I don't think even the most hardcore white supremacist would deny that.


What a stupid things to say. He was "definitely asian"
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:10 am to
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How did the ignorant desert people who wrote fables that became the bible, somehow become greater than their Roman contemporaries who invented concrete, were master engineers, and master governors that inspired the modern enlightened world in which we live?



Do you even history, bro? The master engineers, master governors, and inventors of concrete converted to Christianity.

The master engineers, master govenors, and inventors of concrete worshipped Baal and a litany of other lesser gods. The "ignorant desert people" taught them a better way.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 3:31 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 3:14 am to
Remind me, who ended up being crucified?
Posted by The First Cut
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:07 am to
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This was the first thing that came to my mind. People can speculate Jesus's race (Brown, like all Israeli Jews). But he was definitely Asian. I don't think even the most hardcore white supremacist would deny that.


Russia is in Asia, Pakistan too. Asian isn't a race, it's the new, politically-correct way to term what used to be called orientals.
Posted by The First Cut
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:09 am to
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Basically, they invented a lot if mathematics and scientific principles. If it starts with Al, it wasn't invented by the Romans.


Scientific inquiry began much later in history.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:19 am to
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What a stupid things to say. He was "definitely asian"


How so? He was born in Asia, by parents from Asia as well. How is that a stupid comment?
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:26 am to
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yankeeundercover


Was that your Chris Rock impression?

Mexican Jesus?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:34 am to
Asian Jesus gave the ocean special powers to heal manny pacquiao's shoulder without the need for surgery.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 4:35 am
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:45 am to
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Jesus was a Jew, blacks just demand to have everything. So funny haha.


And the pale skinned, long haired, blue eyed Jesus that whites worship is totally accurate
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 5:06 am to
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Russia is in Asia, Pakistan too. Asian isn't a race, it's the new, politically-correct way to term what used to be called orientals.



Exactly. But you did see what the thread title asked? Why no Asian Jesus? There's only been Asian Jesus.

I'm not sure the politically correct way of specifying east Asian with brown skin and slanted eyes vs western Asians, like Indians and Persians.

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